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[greatandgoggled]

*on a megaphone very very loud*

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

TSUNADE LIKES IT HARD UP AGAINST THE WALL AND FAST AND SHE LIKES IT WHEN YOU GROAN DIRTY THINGS IN HER EAR AND SHE LIKES IT WHEN YOU BITE HER AND IT DRAWS BLOOD, AND SHE LIKES IT WHEN YOU MAKE HER DROP TO HER KNEES AND BEG TO BE FUCKED INTO OBLIVION.

//hope you can read. my layout

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[livingfishstick]

'Ey now, why ya gotta be such a jerk?

[greatandgoggled]

*stares disbelievingly; it is painfully clear that Kisame has NO FUCKING IDEA what a terror Tsu-sama is*

[livingfishstick]

..What? -no he doesn't, even though she obviously gave him the shit cabin 'cuse he's swooning Sakura-

[greatandgoggled]

*shakes head*

You're...wow.

[livingfishstick]

What am I, huh? -getting irritated-

[greatandgoggled]

Incredibly naive. Tsu-sama is a monster.

[livingfishstick]

Oi, dumbass, I met her once and she wasn't that bad. Maybe you're just too fucked up to have her respect

[greatandgoggled]

*gives up, who is this kid anyway*

[livingfishstick]

-rolls eyes, hates idiots-