Story of the Week

Jun 14, 2004 17:44

Sarah's big plan :

"I could be a translater between america and japan... and start another world war... nuclear bombs could be dropped and stuff and then i could get japan so weak and pleading for a treaty that i could tell him that in order for america to stop killing them they would have to leave lots of gold and pretty things and their most important religious spells at a certain spot... and tell america the same thing from japann... hey why not all countreis? and then i can take everyones gold and become leader of the world... and then once i am the leader and everyone loves me i can give everyones money back"

Very nice plan....Heres mine:

me: Capture some guy, blow up all the canadian embassies
sarah:can i have a few bombs?
me: sure, u gotta save em for wisconsin tho
me: thats like canada's sleeper cell
sarah: wuts that
me: its just waiting to emerge as a source of pure canadian evil >:(
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