Geoffrey Rush's bling beckons you!
I've seen quite a few movies in the past few days. Some I liked, some I didn't like.
Unbreakable: Already knowing the twist ending of an M. Night movie kinda ruins it, huh?
The Incredibles: I hear you, John Ratzenberger!
Kick-Ass: It's superheroes but in a *gritty* *realistic* world, where the "superheroes" have to engage in actual violence! Not that the teenage nerd main superhero actually feels badly about shooting people. I get that they were killing evil guys for the greater good, but I dunno, I'd have thought the reaction would be less "YIPPEE!" and more shaking and vomiting and crying and stuff. Soooo. . .they're all just psychopaths then?
The Toxic Avenger: In Tromaville, evil guys are e-vil. Seriously, I was writing a list of all the bad things people did in that movie that needed punishing, but after it was revealed that the little old lady whom the Toxic Avenger KILLED BY DRY CLEANING HER was actually the leader of a white slavery ring. . .? I gave up. Ohhhhh, TROMA!
Mystery Men: Hank Azaria was great in this. William H. Macy, ditto. Geoffrey Rush as Casanova Frankenschtein, though--! Just !!!!!!! TO THE DISCO ROOM! *points*
Defendor: *weeps*
Hancock: Can we just ignore Will Smith and Charlize Theron and focus on Jason Bateman here? Because I would like that. I loved it when that guy's reaction to getting his arm chopped off at the elbow was "No you did not!" I admire that guy for keeping it together; I probably would've started screaming or something. Also, how is the fact that Will Smith defaced the moon supposed to help Jason Bateman's business venture in any way?
Unbreakable: Already knowing the twist ending of an M. Night movie kinda ruins it, huh?
The Incredibles: I hear you, John Ratzenberger!
Kick-Ass: It's superheroes but in a *gritty* *realistic* world, where the "superheroes" have to engage in actual violence! Not that the teenage nerd main superhero actually feels badly about shooting people. I get that they were killing evil guys for the greater good, but I dunno, I'd have thought the reaction would be less "YIPPEE!" and more shaking and vomiting and crying and stuff. Soooo. . .they're all just psychopaths then?
The Toxic Avenger: In Tromaville, evil guys are e-vil. Seriously, I was writing a list of all the bad things people did in that movie that needed punishing, but after it was revealed that the little old lady whom the Toxic Avenger KILLED BY DRY CLEANING HER was actually the leader of a white slavery ring. . .? I gave up. Ohhhhh, TROMA!
Mystery Men: Hank Azaria was great in this. William H. Macy, ditto. Geoffrey Rush as Casanova Frankenschtein, though--! Just !!!!!!! TO THE DISCO ROOM! *points*
Defendor: *weeps*
Hancock: Can we just ignore Will Smith and Charlize Theron and focus on Jason Bateman here? Because I would like that. I loved it when that guy's reaction to getting his arm chopped off at the elbow was "No you did not!" I admire that guy for keeping it together; I probably would've started screaming or something. Also, how is the fact that Will Smith defaced the moon supposed to help Jason Bateman's business venture in any way?