I'm going to a friend's apartment for Oscar night. I am trying to come up with Oscar-related food, but I've hit a wall and I need assistance. Most of these are awful, I'm just throwing them out there,and not all the puns are of my invention. I've had like half the first floor staff at B&N helping me with this.
Punny
James Franco-furters
Jesse Eisen-burgeres
Blue Valentines Day Cookies
True Grits (or, as suggested by
roseeclipse, corn cakes. I don't think anyone would eat grits)
King's Peach Pi
Leonardo DiCapricorn on the Cobb
Annette Bening Jerry's Ice Cream
RoMAINe ATTRACTION salad
Christopher Nolinguine
Souffle-a Coppola
Mark Ruffles-os (I'm bringing chips anyways, a weak pun is better than NO pun)
Chips and Salt-sa
Not Punny
Black and white cookies for Black Swan. SYMBOLISM!
Massachusetts-based food (for The Social Network, The Town, The Fighter, probably more)
Tim Tams (Geoffrey Rush is Australian and I'm bringing Tim Tams anyway I don't care)
Irrelated Essentials
Endless popcorn
Suggestions?