"His holiness."

[greasymonkey]

Elect me as your future Pope, hereon out to be referred to as Pope Jay The Conquerer of Beautiful Women and Hot Wheels Collectibles and Cake.

With my appointed pope powers, I'll be able to smite you and audit your taxes.

Just kidding folks. He was a great guy.

But seriously. Elect me. What the hell do you have to lose, anyway.