"Conspiramacies."
I hate losing things, especially when I know that what I lost is most likely somewhere in my house.
A couple of months ago I lost my calculator and just got around to searching for it last night. And the worst thing ever is when you find a whole bunch of other shit--that you don't need.
Underneath the dismembered body parts, clothes, and contraband of my closet, I found some rope, some batteries (fully charged, too), a shoe horn that I didn't buy, and then my calculator, which was cracked.
Today was pleasant.
A couple of months ago I lost my calculator and just got around to searching for it last night. And the worst thing ever is when you find a whole bunch of other shit--that you don't need.
Underneath the dismembered body parts, clothes, and contraband of my closet, I found some rope, some batteries (fully charged, too), a shoe horn that I didn't buy, and then my calculator, which was cracked.
Today was pleasant.