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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I bought porn for doctortwitchy (-10 points). Last Tuesday I broke smecangel87's X-Box (-12 points). Last Wednesday I gave bluedragon00 a kidney (1000 points). In July buttonose and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In November I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1315 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
grazie_signore