MY BRIEF, IN LAYMAN'S TERMS:
I'M A BADASS MiG-29 FULCRUM. I'M A FOURTH GENERATION AIRCRAFT. I CAN GO SUPER SONIC. I HAVE BADASS MISSILES. WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? HOLY SHIT IT'S A--
PEW PEW
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!
Seriously. That is the unclassified version of my brief.