So go into a pub when a game is on and in a booming voice declare that people who watch football at pubs are nothing but pickled piddle sodden pansies That should do it.
Mine were pretty tame middle school events - and both unprovoked as far as I could tell. In one no blows were actually landed cause my foe missed me and I was still trying to figure out if and where I should actually try to hit this crazy girl when a teacher broke it up (public opinion was I 'lost' though I did find that a little hard to accept since I didn't actually take any damage but I had gone out there prepared to get my butt thoroughly kicked since I had no idea what I was doing...)
The other was very brief and technically not 'fists' but there was actual contact at least. Another crazy girl walked across a classroom and just slapped me in the face (inexplicable, never had any idea what was up with that). So I elbowed her in the gut (I had been seated) which hit just right to double her over and knock the wind out of her, sent her staggering back to her seat.
Gotta love that Florida public school system - we were ranked what, 48th out of 50 in those days? I'm sure it's better now, my brother works for the school board
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He's already got plans for you. Big Plans.
He wanted me to let you know not to get any tattoos on the left side of your body... at least not right away.
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The other was very brief and technically not 'fists' but there was actual contact at least. Another crazy girl walked across a classroom and just slapped me in the face (inexplicable, never had any idea what was up with that). So I elbowed her in the gut (I had been seated) which hit just right to double her over and knock the wind out of her, sent her staggering back to her seat.
Gotta love that Florida public school system - we were ranked what, 48th out of 50 in those days? I'm sure it's better now, my brother works for the school board
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