Not the Best Ever.
I'm making it official. The business week of January 10-14 is the worst collection of days in 2011 so far.
Dear People In A Panic About Snow:
If you're trying to get home early, for fear of being caught in a miserable weather crisis, calling me to 'check on your job' will not speed up the process. Answering the questions about what the f*** you're trying to do/what you were thinking when you first imagined this impossible chore can and will speed up the process. Be prepared for an explanation about why your stupid ideas are nowhere remotely close to any kind of sane-like assumptions that can exist in the plausible world. Also, i hate you. I hope you die in the snow.
FY,C.
Dear People In A Panic About Snow:
If you're trying to get home early, for fear of being caught in a miserable weather crisis, calling me to 'check on your job' will not speed up the process. Answering the questions about what the f*** you're trying to do/what you were thinking when you first imagined this impossible chore can and will speed up the process. Be prepared for an explanation about why your stupid ideas are nowhere remotely close to any kind of sane-like assumptions that can exist in the plausible world. Also, i hate you. I hope you die in the snow.
FY,C.