The Best Email I've Gotten This Year

[graypawn]

I don't want to reveal anything just yet. Rest assured it will be an action-packed, no-holds-barred, adrenaline-fueled, in-your-face, blow your mind, hasta la vista baby, yippe-ki-yay motherfucker, I'll be back, kick the tires and light the fires, that's no moon its a space station, kneel before Zod, I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti, wipe them out all of them, Mr. Murdoch, yes?, pile of extreme awesomeness, drizzled in awesome sauce.

I ask only one thing...

trust me.