Damnitdamnitdamnitdamnit....
So I guess if I want to keep my shirts from being shrunk, I'm going to have to keep doing the laundry myself. Though I've already lost another one to the dryer.
Anyone who says large breasts are wonderful is an idiot. Anything over a double D is ridiculous. Nothing fits right, you can't buy bras just anywhere, buying a sports bra is just about impossible, you have virtually cronic neck and back pain. You research surgical options and the potential problems sound like nothing. Scaring? The things are solid stretch marks, a couple of scars are nothing. Besides, I can count on one hand the number of people who've seen them uncovered in the last three years and a lover isn't one of them. Lack of sensation? I can barely feel anything now. Trouble lactating? Dude, I'm 41. If I haven't gotten pregnant by now then it's probably not going to happen.
Anyone who says large breasts are wonderful is an idiot. Anything over a double D is ridiculous. Nothing fits right, you can't buy bras just anywhere, buying a sports bra is just about impossible, you have virtually cronic neck and back pain. You research surgical options and the potential problems sound like nothing. Scaring? The things are solid stretch marks, a couple of scars are nothing. Besides, I can count on one hand the number of people who've seen them uncovered in the last three years and a lover isn't one of them. Lack of sensation? I can barely feel anything now. Trouble lactating? Dude, I'm 41. If I haven't gotten pregnant by now then it's probably not going to happen.