me (it's what's for dinner) [fenris/m!hawke]

[damalur]

Title: Me (It's What's For Dinner)
Pairing: Fenris/M!Hawke
Genre: Crrrack
Rating: PG-15
Wordcount: 2600
Summary: What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame, does it have a name? (Yes. Loathing.)
Notes: *assumes sunglasses* Yeeeaaaaaah.

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