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Go to work. Stare back HARDER at the pikeys, making them wilt. Admire freshly shawn locks, think they probably are better short than long, but colder. Go for IT "training", complete all tasks under 30 senconds (questions like: "find the search option", oh, is this the search option, the FUCKING BIG BUTTON WITH SEARCH WRITTEN ON IT?) whilst collegues on £11,000 PA more than me take 15 fucking minutes. Get told off whilst waiting for them to finish for texting Kathy and Simon that the Tower Halets abbreviation for Thames Water Authority is TWAT. I laughed. Finish, read book on tube, get in, eat pie and chips, don't write job application by reading the internet. The end.