Cleaning out my closet
We everyone doing some spring cleaning, throwing out stuff and going through boxes. I have to move everything out of my sisters room, shes coming back from school this saterday and i found something i got in jr high from a friend its hularious. hope you enjoy.
Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew
1. If you think your fat, you probably are. Do not ask us, we refuse to answer.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it down.
3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you are stuck with her.
4. Birthdays, Valentines and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again.
5. If you ask a question you don’t want answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.
6. Sometimes, we are not thinking of you. Live with it.
7. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sex, navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
8. Sunday = Sports. It’s like a full moon and the changing of the tides. Let it be.
9. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
10. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really
11. You have enough clothes.
12. You have to many shoes.
13. Crying is blackmail.
14. Your Ex Boyfriend is an idiot.
15. No we don’t know what day it is. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
16. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult. We are bound to miss sometimes.
17. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
18. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
19. Come to us with a problem if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Sympathy is for your girlfriends are for.
20. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. Go see a doctor.
21. Check your oil.
22. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.
23. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments are null and void after 7 days.
24. If you don’t dress like Victoria Secret Girls don’t expect us to act like Soap Opera Guys.
25. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one makes you angry, sad or upset, we meant the other one.
26. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.
Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew
1. If you think your fat, you probably are. Do not ask us, we refuse to answer.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it down.
3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you are stuck with her.
4. Birthdays, Valentines and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again.
5. If you ask a question you don’t want answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.
6. Sometimes, we are not thinking of you. Live with it.
7. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sex, navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
8. Sunday = Sports. It’s like a full moon and the changing of the tides. Let it be.
9. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
10. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really
11. You have enough clothes.
12. You have to many shoes.
13. Crying is blackmail.
14. Your Ex Boyfriend is an idiot.
15. No we don’t know what day it is. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
16. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult. We are bound to miss sometimes.
17. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
18. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
19. Come to us with a problem if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Sympathy is for your girlfriends are for.
20. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. Go see a doctor.
21. Check your oil.
22. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.
23. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments are null and void after 7 days.
24. If you don’t dress like Victoria Secret Girls don’t expect us to act like Soap Opera Guys.
25. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one makes you angry, sad or upset, we meant the other one.
26. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.