Yeah okay

[grayfullbuster]

So what's going on with all you people? Is there something in the water? First was the whole handcuffing mess which seems to still be a mess and then people were dead and trying to die but not dying and there was a lot of tiny writing and then someone got shot or something, someone else got all "Not my fault!" and someone ELSE freaked out and

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[collaredstray]

Wouldn't you be worrying if your best friend got fucking shot? You're a fucking cock, you know that? I'm sorry that my life isn't sufficiently entertaining in the way you'd like it to be, asshole.

[grayfullbuster]

Nope, can't say I would be. We take care of ourselves where I'm from. If you decide to do something you can't handle, that's your problem.

Imagining you as a chicken on a nest was plenty entertaining, thanks.

[collaredstray]

So you don't care if your friends die?

You're a fucking sadist.

[grayfullbuster]

No i just figure they aren't going to actually die from just getting SHOT or something. And someone will go bail them out of trouble if it's all THAT bad, whether it's me or someone else doesn't matter.

Cluck cluck.

[collaredstray]

He could've died. And it's just me an him. Asshole.

Fuck you.

[grayfullbuster]

People die. It happens. The point is to not dwell on the possibility cause you never know what's going to do you in, really.

No thanks.

[collaredstray]

He's all I have.

That's the most original response to 'fuck you' ever. You're so fucking clever.

[grayfullbuster]

You'd get over it eventually.

Oh I know, I'm just overflowing with wit this afternoon.

[collaredstray]

Maybe I would. That doesn't mean I fucking want it to happen. Or that I wasn't going to try to fucking save him.

Right.

[grayfullbuster]

Are you CAPABLE of using a more comprehensive vocabulary?

[collaredstray]

Yes, but you're not fucking worth the effort. What, are you better than me because you used the word "comprehensive"?

[grayfullbuster]

No. Because I don't use the same expletive every other word.

Oh. And I have facial expressions. And am just cooler in general.

[collaredstray]

I use the same expletive every other word when I'm fucking pissed off, asshole.

I have facial expressions, you just don't inspire me to use any others. And you don't fucking know me. The only reason you'd be cooler is because you control ICE. Dick.

[grayfullbuster]

Fucking this, fucking that. Man, it's a wonder you're not crawling with STDs.

Nope, don't really know you. But don't really want to either. Your sense of humor sucks.

[collaredstray]

I can't get STDs. And I'm a virgin. Asshole.

I wasn't trying to be funny. You're sense of humor sucks, you're the one amused by other people's pain.

[grayfullbuster]

Lucky for you then!

Schadenfreude, you think? Who isn't. Plus is was really just funny that you of the one-face were acting like a mother hen.