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[mizerychick]

This rivals The Post for terrible headlines.

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I am so glad that things are going so well in this country that Congress has nothing more significant to investigate than some players of a game were cheating.

"According to my uncle, Miss Springfield isn't as beautiful as she seems. Word is she uses appearance-altering cosmetics."
Somebody call Sen. Mitchell!

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OK, I just found out that MLB itself is paying for this, not us, well, not me since I expect to never buy baseball tickets again.

Oh, and that Mitchell is a director of, wait for it, the Boston Red Sox. Yeah, that makes for an unbiased point of view.