I am a cruel and heartless dictator. Canada! You will be mine!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last month I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Saturday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In February I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In January I set dreams_of_all 's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-851 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
graycalls