oh the thing you do for love monkey. we really need a real love monkey bong. i think we just might have to forego school all together so we can pull double shift at local mcdonald so we can get enough money to go to japan and have our love monkey operation set in motion...
We really should...but what will happen afterwards? We manage to seduce love monkey so that we (more like I because Mr. Johnny hold all of your love monkey's assets) will be rich and therefore have no more need of school? Or are we still holding out for taking over the world with horde of fangirls after taking control of j-rock/JE/seiyuu industry? Nice icon of Ryo, by the way...not so alien-like there. :D
the world of je/j-rock/seiyuu industry today and the WORLD TOMORROW! and we know this is true b/c look I use all capitalized letters. And well we can always go to school if we want to. We will just buy our way into harvard or stanford. let's go with stanford so i can tp the place for rejecting me after making me write 6 freaking essays. that was painful... p.s: isn't he so pretty there? all sad and melancholic like *pet*...and why is he sad and melancholic like? b/c he doesn't have me, that's why. BOO YAH!
THE WORLD! THE WORLD! Don't worry, Blub...it will come true for us one day because we are Blub and Blob and we truly deserve it. I don't even think we have to buy our way anywhere after that. If we're the rulers of the world, we'll be the top students of Stanford, Harvard, Princeton, Columbia, and so on. Hey...what do you say, after we teepee Stanford, we go teepee the College Board headquarters as well? p.s.: I have to agree, man. Anyone who doesn't have you would look like that. Although wouldn't you be sad because after he has you, he'll stop looking all pretty like that?
Ok college board will be next on the list. are you sure you don't want to indule your inner pyromaniac and just torch the place down? altho if you do, then others wouldn't have to go thru what we went thru and what's the point of misery w/out company right? p.s: dang! you have a point there. shite. maybe i'll just let him play with me only once in awhile so he can all be pining like and sulk in the rain, etc. and etc. altho the dude is so skinny he probably contracted pneumonia walking in the rain. but then i get to nurse him back to health and you know a blub's concoction of a story is not a story w/out me nursing a dude back to health from knife wound, sickness, or just drunkenness. p.s.s: and i'm pretty sure it's p.s.s for "post secondary script" *feeling smart*. beside the raspberry underwear, what else do you think we should bring for our arsenal of weapons? pointy shoes so we can throw them at the angry legions of fan girls? actually they probably have more pointy shoes than we do...
Hm...that might be a good idea, but also true that I'm evil and would like others to experience torture as well, so eh...teepee is good enough. And since we'll be rulers of the world, I'll also indulge my cruel side and threaten to close them down once in a while but never following through with the threat just to see them squirm. *cackle cackle* p.s.: Oh Blub...so cruel to your love monkey just so you could see his pretty, pouty face. Pneumonia is not a fun disease to contract. Maybe, since you say he is such a good actor, you should just have him act sulky and not make him be sulky for reals. p.s.s.: I'll p.s.s. you!!!! Nah...why would we throw pointy shoes? Pointy shoes are for wearing...although I wouldn't recommend wearing pointy shoes while confronting those legions of fan girls...no good for the running away part. I suggest, besides the ever essential raspberry underwear, a very fast jet-plane full of pandas, for the raspberry underwear getaway, of course.
you know i still don't understand exactly why we need the pandas beside for the amusement factor of course. and that's a crucial factor i know, still i can't help but think that the pandas will hinder us in our plan since very much like me they're slow and not very good at reacting in tough situation. altho fan girls might be distracted by the sheer cuteness of them and thus get momentarily distracted, and we can grab the love monkeys and get on the jet while showing raspberry underwear. wow,blob. you're a genius! i tell you! genius! p.s: another good point made about my love monkey #2. he shall have to use his mad acting skill for my amusement then, if not i'll just poke him with something pointy. wow, lucky is he who will have me...
*sigh* Does it take you that long to see the genius in my plan, Blub? I admit I'm a little disappointed. Besides, we have to take along some pandas. They're our mark, if you will, like the spider is for Spiderman and the bat for Batman. I admit that they are not so very fear-strike-into-the-heart-at-the-sight-of-them-y, but I assure you, they will strike fear into everyone's hearts once they are our mark. Mwuhahahahah... p.s.: He's only your love monkey #2? Who's #1 then? It better not be violinist guy because, as we have been over this before..."thou shalt not covet another woman's man", and really "her man" because je/j-rock/seiyuu guys aren't really anyone's men (hopefully) and no fangirl can really lay claim on them, but violinist guy...he's marked, Blub, marked!
we really need a real love monkey bong.
i think we just might have to forego school all together so we can pull double shift at local mcdonald so we can get enough money to go to japan and have our love monkey operation set in motion...
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And well we can always go to school if we want to. We will just buy our way into harvard or stanford. let's go with stanford so i can tp the place for rejecting me after making me write 6 freaking essays. that was painful...
p.s: isn't he so pretty there? all sad and melancholic like *pet*...and why is he sad and melancholic like? b/c he doesn't have me, that's why. BOO YAH!
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p.s.: I have to agree, man. Anyone who doesn't have you would look like that. Although wouldn't you be sad because after he has you, he'll stop looking all pretty like that?
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p.s: dang! you have a point there. shite. maybe i'll just let him play with me only once in awhile so he can all be pining like and sulk in the rain, etc. and etc. altho the dude is so skinny he probably contracted pneumonia walking in the rain. but then i get to nurse him back to health and you know a blub's concoction of a story is not a story w/out me nursing a dude back to health from knife wound, sickness, or just drunkenness.
p.s.s: and i'm pretty sure it's p.s.s for "post secondary script" *feeling smart*. beside the raspberry underwear, what else do you think we should bring for our arsenal of weapons? pointy shoes so we can throw them at the angry legions of fan girls? actually they probably have more pointy shoes than we do...
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p.s.: Oh Blub...so cruel to your love monkey just so you could see his pretty, pouty face. Pneumonia is not a fun disease to contract. Maybe, since you say he is such a good actor, you should just have him act sulky and not make him be sulky for reals.
p.s.s.: I'll p.s.s. you!!!! Nah...why would we throw pointy shoes? Pointy shoes are for wearing...although I wouldn't recommend wearing pointy shoes while confronting those legions of fan girls...no good for the running away part. I suggest, besides the ever essential raspberry underwear, a very fast jet-plane full of pandas, for the raspberry underwear getaway, of course.
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p.s: another good point made about my love monkey #2. he shall have to use his mad acting skill for my amusement then, if not i'll just poke him with something pointy. wow, lucky is he who will have me...
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p.s.: He's only your love monkey #2? Who's #1 then? It better not be violinist guy because, as we have been over this before..."thou shalt not covet another woman's man", and really "her man" because je/j-rock/seiyuu guys aren't really anyone's men (hopefully) and no fangirl can really lay claim on them, but violinist guy...he's marked, Blub, marked!
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