It's a walking aristocrat joke!
Here's another article along the same story lines: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,468250,00.html
And one more that explains the audacity of this family: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081217/ap_on_fe_st/odd_hitler_cake
Quote: "Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name.""
WELL WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK NOT DOUCHEBAG?!?
Grats, asshole, out of all the bad names I've seen in my life, you've managed to give your children the worst, most offensive names legally possible. What did you name your pets? Holocaust and D-Day?
Jeez, the only saving grace that this kid has, is that if he doesn't change his name by the time he graduates High School (provided he isn't beaten to death by Nin-Jews, killed himself because no self-respecting girl will talk to him during those awkward teen years because she thinks he's just a callous prick when he introduces himself as Hitler, Adolf, or even the cute nickname "Alf", or dropped out due to the hard-to-spot fucking dipshit gene found in hillbilly white trash trailer park reject parents proven to be a genetic defect to end the continuation of the species) he will pretty much be guarenteed a job in any hardware/appliance store in the housewares department, near the stoves. Because profiling exists in this world, and by George, no one knows ovens better than good ol' Adolf Hitler.