some stuff

[gravityslave]

Man jailed a year for vuvuzela assault
Shouldn't that be "vuvuzela possession?"

Klingon opera set to launch in Netherlands
Is this amazingly awesome, or just plain scary? Both?

Breeding program delivers new cop pups
Good thing, too! We're running low on cops, those sons of bitches.

Stolen WWII compass finds its way home
Well, it would, wouldn't it?