[voice]
Y'know, it seems to me that with all the things coming up lately, people might want to look into a little... insurance. Wouldn't want to make that one mistake and have your life's dreams go up in smoke. Luckily enough, I've got the answer to that pesky little problem. You come to me and we'll get you aaaaaaall fixed up with some insurance for whatever physical object you'd rather not have break.