[voice]

[gravity_splode]

Y'know what this place totally needs? Boards. I mean, we've got water, we've got waves. So why the hell hasn't anyone done anything about it yet? I mean, dude, come on. It's not that hard is it?

((So you know that aura of aging surfer-dude Xigbar sort of has to him? Guess what just got jacked up to eleven.))