The best SPN ep yet! THE SEXUAL ORIENTATION!!!! LIve Comentary from me!!

Nov 08, 2005 21:27

Umm where do I even start? This is my new fav episode.
Breif list:
1. No hot girl
2. Sam/Dean love, everyone sees it
3. The butt slap
4. Matt
5. Hilarity
6. Dean's shower
7. The angsty Sam/Dean fight
8. Sam relating to Matt
9. Did I mention no hot chick? Seriously, that made this episode good in it's own right.
10. More Sam backstory. Oh snap, yo.

lj-cut because of length.

So okay we're headed to Oklahoma peeps, I'm so proud I actually paid attention to that. I really gotta get a list of locations of all other episodes, seriously.

First of all the Oprah scene was so amazing.
Sam: You watch Oprah
Dean: *Long awkward silence* So...

Haha Travis and Dustin were total boyfriends and there's no sexual orientation omg.

More eyebleeding! Ahhh the Bloody Mary ep. You rocked.

Dr's have proven to always be retarded in this show.
Random Dr: HEY He so could have had Mad Cow! Or AIDS, man, AIDS!

Oh no...impending girl, I thought. But was happily, happily, mistaken. YES.

Dean: So you found some beatles in the ground. That's shocking, Sam.

Oh, Dean, how I love your snark.

Family pride...anti-normal. Dean would hate to live there. Oh the lines!

And then...my life was made a million times better and thousands of fangirls all over the world shrieked for joy along with me. These were my thoughts as I watched the scene...

OMG!!!!!!! SEXUAL ORIENTATION!!! EVEN THAT GUY SEES THE SLASH! They didn't even flinch...wait if they did that might have meant something? Eh? OMG THE SLASH!

Linda, the realtor, isn't hot, I'm confused. Is she the hot girl? No? Proceed.

SEXUAL ORIENTATION AGAIN!!!!

OKAY HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUTT SLAP!!!

SAM'S EXPRESSION!!!

Sorry, I'm dying from joy here. My heart is exploding. Jensen's look at the end of last episode? So intentional. He sees the slash and plays it as best he can.

Crazy son! Who isn't a hot girl!

OMG I'm gonna make Matt have a crush on Sam and give him a hurried blowjob in a closet or something. They see each other's Daddy pain!

Sam Backstory! Bowhunting, rather play soccer.

Did Dean say "apparently I'm Bi?" I missed the line ):

Sex in empty house. The steam shower.

Me: Linda isn't hot *confused* oh wait she's gonna die! SCORE! But why must she be nude? Oh, it doesn't matter? YAY!

I'll never be able to shower again after that scene *cringe*

The worm scene was sogross! I was screaming EW like the whole time (in my head)

I've been watching too much Lost. I was expecting a flashback during the "I remember the fight" scene.

OMG Dad watched Sam. He didn't call. LOVE. DEAN ALMOST CRIED. No "omg chick moment" just pure "I LOVE YOU WHY'D U LEAVE ME, BITCH!"

Oh man...ancient Indian burial ground. They totally had to go there. Oh, well. They didn't lose any points in my book of Wincest and dirty

Me: *Sees dog* DON'T KILL DOG!
Me: Um...yeah, dunno why I went there.

OMG Indian guy knew they were lying. Hahaha he rocks. He'll make an honest man outta Dean yet...I jest.
HA He likes Sam. Dean's a liar. I will USE that, man. For real.

Guy: I'll tell you what my grandfather told me, which is what his grandfather told him
Me: He could just go on and on. Haha, yes.

CURSED LAND.

You can clearly see I'm writing this as I watch. Awesome.

Me: Don't hurt geeky/cuteish bug-loving Matt! He still has to give Sam a sloppy blowjob in a closet, or as thanks, or both. It'll be amazing and angsty and fun.

RUN MATT!!!!

Working so hard every night and day and now we get the payback...CHACHIIINNNGG!!!

Aeon Flux! I totally want to see that.

Girl: I hope I don't have a dorky smile or something like that
Me: You do.

Matt talking to Sam, yay!
Dean: LIE BOY LIE
Sam: MAKE DADDY LISTEN!
Matt: Omg two hot guys are on my shoulder, what now??

Haha the dad is mad because he knows about the ohsosekrit blowjob he gave Sam.

SHIT!RUN!SHIT!

Yeeeaah. 911 will totally save your lives from the fucking BUGS, asshole.

Me: Dean, bug repellent?
Dean: Yeah, bug repellent
Me: ...Magic bug repellent?
Dean: No.
Me: Oh. That's special.

Oooh Fiona Apple! I need her CD's. She's awesome.

I think if anyone goes on a journey with them it should be Matt. Damn, he made up with his dad. No runnaway Matt. Sucks.

SAM/Matt TALK! Were they just flirting?

Me: *whispers* Sam, you could stay.
Everyone: *silence*

Haha regular driving away ending *happy sigh* LOVE

PREVIEW!
DEAN CRY! HOME!

Sorry this was so long, but can you feel the love?

sam/dean, supernatural

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