joke
i don't normally repost jokes but i have to this time:
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to
the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the
trunk. .
I took out 2 cardboard women, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of
my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't
believe it!
They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching
drivers..
To not to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike women which
made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. And of course,
traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving
like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.
He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he
was not a happy camper!
'What's going on here? '
'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly..
'Well, what are those obscene cardboard women doing here by the road? '
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,
'Helloooooo! Those are my emergency flashers!'
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to
the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the
trunk. .
I took out 2 cardboard women, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of
my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't
believe it!
They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching
drivers..
To not to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike women which
made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. And of course,
traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving
like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.
He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he
was not a happy camper!
'What's going on here? '
'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly..
'Well, what are those obscene cardboard women doing here by the road? '
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,
'Helloooooo! Those are my emergency flashers!'