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I told one of my friends about my Jimmy Kimmel dream. She said she thought he was hot (in December)... Oddly enough, her response went something like this:
"I'd go out on a romantic date with him and gaze into his eyes... But the thought of having sex with him is disgusting because he is too fat."
What????????????
I mean sure he is a little chubby... However, when I look at him I don't think fat.
*shrug*
How very odd.
It's storming here and the winds are blowing hard.
Maybe if I'm lucky a tornado will come and blow me into a gourmet cheese shop and I'll grab so much cheese it will create a magical concoction that will teleport me back home. Then I'll be sitting at the kitchen table with tons of cheese and I'll eat it... I'll eat so much of it. I will. Then I will be constipated.
"I'd go out on a romantic date with him and gaze into his eyes... But the thought of having sex with him is disgusting because he is too fat."
What????????????
I mean sure he is a little chubby... However, when I look at him I don't think fat.
*shrug*
How very odd.
It's storming here and the winds are blowing hard.
Maybe if I'm lucky a tornado will come and blow me into a gourmet cheese shop and I'll grab so much cheese it will create a magical concoction that will teleport me back home. Then I'll be sitting at the kitchen table with tons of cheese and I'll eat it... I'll eat so much of it. I will. Then I will be constipated.