Dec 08, 2006 12:38
I'm sitting in the library at school right now. I am currently waiting for Jake to get out of class. Now, I feel the need to poop. He's not going to be out of class for another 20 minutes. Plus it will take us about 15 minutes to get home.
While I have gotten better at using public facilities, UMMM do I want to poop here? What if I poop and it splashes back up on me. Then, I get a rare tropical disease because someone poured their salt water from there aquarium in it. Then it goes right up my sphincter and I get sick and die. I die because the disease is so rare the doctors can't figure out what is wrong with me.
Do you see my dilemma?
I'm probably going to poop my pants. :(
I'll report back later.