what do you do if there's a tornado but you only have an upstairs?
keegan and i beached and his family had a hand sized cutout of me in 7th grade on a popsicle stick and brought it out every so often on the drive to padre island. "what would 13 year old paullee say?". the difference between austin and padre island is that at the grocery store here they offer canned pinneapples in their natural juice, not just light syrup. i don't really know if that's true but it fits, anyway. the best times on vacation are often just hanging out in the condo bedroom while acting like decrepit old people and falling over with canes. "gladys, we haven't made love in 100 years". begging you for a beer. massive letters nailed up to barns in nixon, texas that say "thanks yall cum agan!"
baby and babe are the best conclusions to sentences because you can interpret it two ways:
"i love this song, babe"
or "i love this songbabe"
first one, the term of endearment applies to whoever i'm speaking to. the second applies to the subject (the songbabe).
the beach (,) babe!
but swimming at home, too
i think my scanner was malfunctioning for the fifty million pictures i just scanned. the contrast is a little fucked on some and all are slightly blurry.
