May 02, 2009 18:31
I CAN'T FREAKING CONCENTRATE ON WHOLE ARAB ISRAELI SHTICK THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNING FOR HISTORY WHICH I'M AWFULLY FAR BEHIND.
Every time Israel and anything jewish related (which is... everything) pops up on the page, I go:
*sigh* *dreamy eyes* Rahm Emanuel... Jon Stewart... dayum. They're pretty hot.
And when I finally wrench myself away from those train of thoughts, France and Britain just had to appear. So Stephen Colbert and Jon Oliver pop up. And my reactions usually go:
Me: IT'S FRENCH BITCH. *snickers*
or
Me: My voice is my credential. Aluminium. Now let me in. *snicker*
Brothers: O_o
DAMN YOU HOT (FAKE)NEWSCASTERS AND POLITICAL FIGURES.