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Dear Mother,
I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner
Love, Benjamin
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with Tony, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Tony. But the fact still remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
Ben's a fag.
Oh. And Jake Howard wore eyeliner to school today. And a red tie. And a black shirt.
Chris has been called upon to correct the situation.
Poor Myho. He cried.
I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner
Love, Benjamin
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with Tony, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Tony. But the fact still remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
Ben's a fag.
Oh. And Jake Howard wore eyeliner to school today. And a red tie. And a black shirt.
Chris has been called upon to correct the situation.
Poor Myho. He cried.