Is it possible have a pre-mid-life crisis?
In a sad confession to the greater universe, I have indeed (possibly, maybe) joined the Dark Side. I bought a bicyclette. Did I mention it's a fixie? Let's see (brings out checklist)...
Skinny Jeans (yes I own them, but (signal of denial) hey I'm little and they fit!!!)
Ironic 'stache (Nyet! I'll grow one for charity and the right cause, only because I can.)
Fixie (already admitted guilt)
Ironic T-Shirt (Nyet! My t-shirts are not ironic, except for the one with fighting robots, but that's fine because they are fighting over my chest. The one on my right is currently losing.)
Cardigan fetish (Nyet! No male of the species would wear a cardigan voluntarily)
Drinking grandpa's beer (Guilty. Enough said, except that grandpa made the Budweiser.)
Record Collection (Nyet! Too much industrial, too much 4AD, despite the copy of Billy Ocean's Suddenly.)
Conclusion: Have not yet joined the Dark Side. Win?
Skinny Jeans (yes I own them, but (signal of denial) hey I'm little and they fit!!!)
Ironic 'stache (Nyet! I'll grow one for charity and the right cause, only because I can.)
Fixie (already admitted guilt)
Ironic T-Shirt (Nyet! My t-shirts are not ironic, except for the one with fighting robots, but that's fine because they are fighting over my chest. The one on my right is currently losing.)
Cardigan fetish (Nyet! No male of the species would wear a cardigan voluntarily)
Drinking grandpa's beer (Guilty. Enough said, except that grandpa made the Budweiser.)
Record Collection (Nyet! Too much industrial, too much 4AD, despite the copy of Billy Ocean's Suddenly.)
Conclusion: Have not yet joined the Dark Side. Win?