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Nov 05, 2005 00:41

this conversation makes me so convused. i think i breathed in some toxic fumes tonight or maybe got poisoned at pick up stick.

ROXXIVY: im gonna have to resort to beating the boys off with branches... maybe even trees pretty soon
bigbearbeanie: try your hands
ROXXIVY: hmm lets see. i only have 2 hands. id need like 2304923-4 more
bigbearbeanie: damn
bigbearbeanie: i didnt realize hiw many boys youhaveto deal with
ROXXIVY: oh dang yea its pretty intense... it got a little out of hand i have to have bars on my windows from now on.
bigbearbeanie: yeah i usually just givein i dont try to resist
bigbearbeanie: when the boys are all over me
ROXXIVY: ittss the goodies.
ROXXIVY: they make the boiiiiz jump on it
bigbearbeanie: whats that from
ROXXIVY: that movie with the dogs. you know bethoven. like the 4th one. or maybe the 34th land before time
bigbearbeanie: haha
bigbearbeanie: i stopedwatching land before time at like the 9th one
ROXXIVY: wow you missed out on like 99% of the action then
bigbearbeanie: damn
bigbearbeanie: whyd they make so many fuckin movies
bigbearbeanie: like how much more shit can happen to them they should be extint by now
ROXXIVY: idk dinosaurs can do looots of things i guess
ROXXIVY: like sing about THE BIG BIG BIG BIG WATTTERRRR
bigbearbeanie: the first one was the best
ROXXIVY: yea that was actually a good movie
ROXXIVY: idk i cant decide between the 1st one of 67 part IV.
ROXXIVY: pr*
ROXXIVY: or*
bigbearbeanie: whatever
bigbearbeanie: i saw half baked today
ROXXIVY: no
ROXXIVY: fguckiung
ROXXIVY: way
bigbearbeanie: yup
ROXXIVY: thats hard to belive.
bigbearbeanie: whys that
ROXXIVY: hmmm uhhh chhhh... ehhh well you know
bigbearbeanie: its in the context of comnedy
ROXXIVY: yea i always thought of you as more of the drama/ play-ish type movies like legally blonde 2
bigbearbeanie: yeah legally blonde was a cute movie
ROXXIVY: definatly a work of art...
bigbearbeanie: some dumbass in law school or whatever
ROXXIVY: it was rather deep if i do say so myself. i got tearrry
bigbearbeanie: why did she lose her dog in the movie or something
ROXXIVY: no it was just so inspiring and motivational... it moved me and made me realize that a dumbass like me cannn shiinnne bright shine far. and be a star
bigbearbeanie: does it inspire women to get jobs in law
ROXXIVY: oh my good im not even serious geeezzzzuhhhhhhsss.... whhhat the fuck are you serious im just kidding i just want to fit innnn
bigbearbeanie: im sorry i dont catch on to these things im oblivious
ROXXIVY: then i guess im obligated to tell you i have a fat mole on my dick
ROXXIVY: sometimes i think you mistake me for jordan skelton... or opra whinesalot
bigbearbeanie: im not mistaken
ROXXIVY: i havent got a clue what ive been saying for the past ohh. 203492-3949233993939393 minutes.
bigbearbeanie: fucked up on something?
ROXXIVY: yea my on-line family tree. i got grandpa mary and aunt george mixed up
bigbearbeanie: oh you should correct that then
ROXXIVY: oh but its not that easy.
bigbearbeanie: the weirdest thing is grnadpa mary
ROXXIVY: you see to do so i have to find the ship that pathagrrrrrriiiiious was thrown off of tooo his death, but that might not be possible becuase there is also the theory that he died on acouuunnnta an angry mob chased him to a felid of beans, and pathagriiious thought the beans were fetuses on a vine so he sacrafised his own life for the babies. either way i need a lube change for my neighboor quincys bike so life as we know it is over.
bigbearbeanie: i thought murtah killed pathagrious
ROXXIVY: no.
ROXXIVY: you're obviously not reading the books under the pupets at the agoura library thuuuurouuuuughlyyyy enough. maybe you should bring a hightlighter or some sticky notes?
bigbearbeanie: i guess i need to brush up on bedford family history
ROXXIVY: yup thats pretty much the basis of this whole conversation
bigbearbeanie: im done this is boring
ROXXIVY: wow you sure put up with a lot of shit ive said that i will have no acknowledgemennnt of by tomarro. thanks for your time
bigbearbeanie: yeah i just go along with it if people say random stuff or try to make fun of me
ROXXIVY: you think i was trying to make fun of you?
bigbearbeanie: no
bigbearbeanie: thats why i said or
ROXXIVY: oh dang i guess i didnt do a very good job
bigbearbeanie: oh then maybe you were
ROXXIVY: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhtahad justkidddinnnngnngsmile
bigbearbeanie: aaahhhhhh
bigbearbeanie: tiday
bigbearbeanie: im going to sleep
ROXXIVY: k ye
bigbearbeanie: late
bigbearbeanie signed off at 12:35:35 AM.

this makes me love myself.
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