596 - Deniz überrascht Stella mit einem Zirkuszelt

[graspthethorn]

This was meant to be a recap of 596-606 but I got to the end of 596 and it was already fucking GARGANTUAN. So yeah, no ten-episodes-in-one recap for you.
Warning1: a regretable yet unavoidable inclusion of She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. She's at the bottom, so you can avoid her if you so wish.
Warning2: there be ridiculously low-res images below the cut

Comments

[aldiara]

OMG I just spent the last half-hour-twenty-minutes-however-ong-it-took-me-to-read-this HOWLING with laughter!! This recap is entirely made of win. I am now sorry I capped 604-608 because I want you to do it!!! hehehehe

Oh, and I am SO on board with Jenny/Lars/Roman. SO SO SO. Spin-off in Halle, please!!

*loves cracky recap like whoa*

[graspthethorn]

:D HOWLING? Ahahahha xD
And LOLOL do not be sorry you capped 604-608 because I am sure they are wonderful and make 100% more sense than mine do, and I shall TOTALLY READ THEM when I have finished this comment (and I'll manage to read that Deniz thing that I soaked myself over in my excitement, too) YES. And I am doing 609 whether you've done it or not because HOMG JEROLA! That is its official name btw. Jerolaaaa. I love it and YES YESYES. Well done, show. I am proud of you <3
AND A SPIN-OFF IN HALLE WITH BE SO DELICIOUS I WOULD EXPLODE. I am fed-up of Nicole's smirk and Lena's ridiculous pregnancy and Annette's anger and Stella's froglike mouth and GAH. Where have all my lovely, funny, interesting, favourite characters gone? I miss them so :C

*loves you like whoa for loving this mess like whoa* YES.
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[aldiara]

Hahahah, I called it either JeRoLa or JeLaRo yesterday (can't recall) and then realised that it kinda sounded like a teletubby but even that didn't stop me. And I did do 609 but you muct totally do it too because piiiicspam is necessary!

Btw, Lil put the scene on loops because she is THAT AWESOME YES:

(hm, I hope embedding works for comments)

[graspthethorn]

That scene = LOVE. WE NEED TO BUILD A SHRINE TO IT AND TO LIL FOR LOOPING IT FOR OUR ENJOYMENT.
Though, oh god, Roman in episode ...613? 614? ICR... when he was all "Thank you from me too, schatz" *kiss* ACTUALLY BLEW MY MIND. Thank you, writers, thank you for making me actively ship Roman with a man again. :D hahhaha

And omg, lol, yes it does sound like a teletubby. Jesus, I shall never look at it in the same way again. xD Twinky Winky, Dipsy, Jelaro, Po. Oh my life, it fits. ...is it sad that we know this sort of stuff when we're significantly older than, you know, CHILDREN? :| hahah

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[aldiara]

That scene may have made me go and write OT3 fic with costume swapping, oh god. And now I am surrounded by rabid JeLaRo plotbunnies. SURROUNDED I SAY!!!

OOOOH THE KISSY MOUTH AND THE SCHATZ, I KNOW IT!!! And did you see when Lars moved in with Nina and Roman and Axel was shipping Lars/Roman like whoa??? Axel = MY FAVOURITE AXEL IN THE WORLD EVAH!!

[graspthethorn]

YES YES I KNOW, I have seen said fic and shall read it in a minute I PROMISE, I PROMISE. And I am ashamed to say that the fact you are surrounded with JeLaRo plotbunnies brings me far more joy that it probably should. xD hahaha WRITE MORE ALDI, WRITE MORE.

Omg YES YES YES, that scene made me lol and squee at the same time (squlol? louee?). OH AXEL, YOU AND YOUR THINLY VEILED INNUENDO MADE MY DAY. We all know Jenny/Lars isn't going to last long and I'd much much MUCH prefer it to lose out to La/Ro than La/St. :| The very thought is making my insides clench. haha

And I only other Axel I know of is the boxer from VL. WAS HIS NAME EVEN AXEL??? God, I haven't watched that show in months.

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[aldiara]

I think it should be squol *nods*

YES, La/Je needs to segue smoothly into La/Ro. DO IT, SHOW. Nobody wants to see Stella's giant mouth anywhere near Lars, kthxbai.

[graspthethorn]

D: All I can think of now is Stella giving Lars a blowjob. Not what I really wanted to think about to be honest. BUT YES, C'MON SHOW, MAKE MY DAY. Though I am, once again, shipping Roman/Ingo something chronic. When Ingo took Olga to the Centre and ordered them both drinks and then Roman was all snuggly and huggy and put his face REALLY close, yeah? I WAS PRACTICALLY COMBUSTING WITH GLEE. I think I probably squolled.

And I am totes on the Nina/Axel bandwagon btw. First Je/Ro, then Je/La, and now Ni/Ax, WHY AM I SHIPPING HET? When did this start? :O

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[aldiara]

It's the show not giving us anything else! I like Nina/Axel too, bizarrely... they were cute in that weird moment when he came to the flat and caught her in underwear, and the giggling over her Chinese/Berlin Wall joke at No. 7 was kinda sweet.

Well, you know, now that Ingo's found refuge at Roman's, he and Roman and Lars can have drunken male bonding orgies. NO I AM NOT GOING TO WRITE THEM BUT SOMEONE SHOULD! Gah, this fandom needs more people to write crack in it, heheheh.

[graspthethorn]

Oh yes, when she was all *MAJOR FLAIL WITH BLANKET* and he was like I'M NOT LOOKING AT YOUR BRA EXCEPT I AM. Ohhhh, they are so awkwardly sweet. I just hope the evil writers don't make him all boring and bland like they have w/ Maximilian. And aww, yes, I loved that scene at the No7 when they were giggling over coffee. :B HOW I LOVE THEM. I should really stop as they will never last. EVER. Sometimes I hate our show for, you know, being a soap. :C

Oh my god, whoever writes Roman/Lars/Ingo alcohol-driven orgy fic is going to win IDK something brilliant like POSSESSION OF MY SOUL OR SOMETHING. IDK.
And I totes have some random crack half-written somewhere on my hard-drive, I KNOW I DO. Unfortunately I have this tendency to never finish anything so :C WE NEED TO LURE MORE PEOPLE INTO OUR FANDOM. ONES WHO CAN WRITE CRACK AND NOT GIVE UP. Yes.

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