596 - Deniz überrascht Stella mit einem Zirkuszelt

[graspthethorn]

This was meant to be a recap of 596-606 but I got to the end of 596 and it was already fucking GARGANTUAN. So yeah, no ten-episodes-in-one recap for you.
Warning1: a regretable yet unavoidable inclusion of She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. She's at the bottom, so you can avoid her if you so wish.
Warning2: there be ridiculously low-res images below the cut

Comments

[lilithilien]

Faaaaaaaabulous! This was an epi I chose to skip because Stella's gums give me nightmares (and her lips -- they've always got a scary sheen to them, like they're coated with extra-strength herpes medicine or something). And your recap is much more awesome than the real show could ever be!

She pushesandpushesandpushes and he admits he's just got it on with Roman in the changing room. Stella is heartbroken and hangs herself from the rafters with a towel. Everyone lols and Roman pirouettes on her grave before they all go to the circus for the wake. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end. HOORAY!

YIS PLZ!

p.s. Stay warm!

[graspthethorn]

Hahaha, Stella's mouth is the thing of nightmares. It's too wide and I can't help but stare at it whenever it comes on screen. She has too much jaw or chin or lip to be in a profession where looks play a major part. Urgh. Just thinking about her makes me want to hit something or someone. AHHH. And yes yes yes! I swear she puts an entire tub of Vaseline on her lips everytime she has a scene to film. She's single-handedly keeping the lipcare franchise afloat! Hahaha Well done Stella! :D

And your recap is much more awesome than the real show could ever be!
:DDDDD IT'S ALL LIES. And real show is slowly slowly getting better. slightly. if you squint quite a bit. okay, a lot. But the Roman/Jenny/Lars development is wonderous. ADMIT IT, LILITH. ADMIT ITTTT. *fist shake*

And I am warm now because HOORAY it is no longer snowing and the sun is shining (a bit half-heartedly, I'll admit, but shining nonetheless!) so yippee. :D God I hate Winter. haha

-x-

[lilithilien]

But the Roman/Jenny/Lars development is wonderous. ADMIT IT, LILITH. ADMIT ITTTT. *fist shake*

I'll admit it's growing on me like fungus but I am just crotchedy enough to know that the AWZ crackmonkeys writers are going to spoil it all before it goes anywhere by tossing in Lippy and her gums of steel (not to be confused with nipples of steel, which I highly approve of).

I don't know if you saw this that I posted for aldiara. It was the only important scene in the whole ep as far as I could tell.

[graspthethorn]

My god, please--please!--for the love of God, never mention Stella's lips and Roman's nipples in the same sentence again. I AM THINKING HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW. Ones no slasher should ever, ever think. Christ on a cracker, I need to bleach my brain. :|

But yes, I do fear you are correct about the eejits that are the AWZ writers messing things up. I can already feel Stella worming her way into Lar's heart and, therefore, bed. :C but that'll leave Roman free to give Jenny a shoulder to cry on... Oh, who am I kidding, that'll never happen either.

And oh god, how I told you how much I love you for posting that scene? YEAH WELL, I DO. TOTALLY. <333
"That is Jenny's" *giggle*
OH TOBIAS, I SEKRITLY ADORE YOU AND YOUR LAUGHY FACE. :D

-x-

[lilithilien]

See, I want Lars to go after Roman (drunken flatshare orgy? ZaLaRo?) and for that to make Deniz green with envy (because after all he's only really interested in what he can't have), and for Stella to sit on the sideline and cry her big mopey tears while her mouth droops so low that she steps on it and trips and breaks her neck. *blisses*

[aldiara]

Your fantasy is my happy place *dreamy stare*

[graspthethorn]

YES. YES. YES. YES.
Especially in regard to Stella's self-inflicted spinal damage and DRUNKEN!FLATSHARE!ORGY.
Someone needs to write that. And by "someone" I mean you. HINT HINT.:DDD

-x-

[lilithilien]

Doh! Aldi posted that too, nevermind me, I'll just go back to writing BJ/CM porn now, bye.

[graspthethorn]

Hahaha, don't worry, twice as much JeLaRo is twice as good :D

And you are writing BJ/CM porn? [insert flail of epic proportions here] Omg. WHERE IS IT? WHERE? I MUST READ IT/SEE IT/LOVE IT.

-x-

[lilithilien]

Ha! I love "JeLaRo" -- sounds like jellyroll mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmtasty!

*flings porn*

And we'll have another installment of ITHOI up very soon. I just need to get Colin's my head out of Bradley's my ass and edit it one more time.

[aldiara]

Promise them there'll be spanking if they're good boys and wait their turn. *evol*

[lilithilien]

Oh, good idea! There's a sad lack of Arthur being spanked porn in this fandom, and Arthur definitely deserves to be spanked.

And I've got my coffee and I'm bunking down with it now!

[aldiara]

Srsly, no spanking?? But but... I'd have thought that fandom would be ideal for spanking! Methinks someone should remedy! (here I go facilitating when I don't even watch the show, lolol).

Wheeeee coffee and red pen!

[graspthethorn]

I like the fact that I leave you alone for five minutes and you manage to have a complete conversation about spanking Arthur Pendragon of all people. xD hahaha

-x-

[aldiara]

Oh no no, I was assuming it'd be Merlin who'd get spanked. He seems to invite that sort of thing.

And yeah, I did think that I've probably spammed your poor comment thread enough, lol. "Im in ur commentz, beggin for spanking!" SORRY ROSE :D

[graspthethorn]

DO NOT APOLOGISE.
Random spanking (whether it be Merlin or Arthur on the receiving end) is always welcome in my comments. ALWAYS I TELL THEE.

And yesss, Merlin does indeed invite it, what with his use-me-abuse-me attitude and his gangliness and constant inability to do anything right (except, you know, generally be self-sacrificing and saving Arthur's life). BUT ARTHUR IS SPOILT. And therefore needs a good thwack on the rump. COME ON BEEB, MAKE IT HAPPEN. AAAAH. Though Uther being spanked by Gaius would be so much better. PLS EXCUSE ME AND MY LOVE FOR GRUMPY-OLD-MAN!PORN. DIOLCH YN FAWR.

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