595 - Vanessa küsst Deniz zum Vorwand
I'm skipping 594 mainly because of the sheer amount of fail in that episode. Nothing of interest really happened with the exception of Keule and Ingo being in cohorts with one another to make tiny!Ingo, and Annette being an utter fool at the beginning.
Soz Annette, he's off with his bit on the side, though I am enjoying the fact you think it's possible to lose your husband IN YOUR OWN FLAT. xD
Episode 595 - Vanessa küsst Deniz zum Vorwand
Opening titles are chock-a-block with Roman and Jenny deliciousness, leaving me happy because DUH they're the best and Jenny has a pretty drink. Roman's short hair makes him look a bit like a junkie, but idc.
Stella and Vanessa ridiculousness follows, then a bit of boring-but-hot!Oliver and an angsting Maximilian chatting to a scheming Constantin (who's hiding behind a paper).
O CONSTANTIN. WHERE R UR FINGERS? We're meant to believe he's reading this:
But we all know he's actually looking at the TV listings. WE CAN SEE THEM.
The story itself is pretty boring btw, it's "RAPED BY BOSS now she's pregnant!" I can't make out the rest, but whatever. We all know bullshit when we read it/see it/whatever and I can't wait for it to be over tbh. Poor Maxi :C. But yay, guess who wrote it? That reporter Roman was flirting with at his party. REMEMBER HIM? Yes. Sadly he's fucked off back to wherever it is journalists live and Roman is all alone again :C. Essen needs more pretty gay men. Actually, they don't even have to be that attractive, I'll settle for them actually being GAY. And not smug. I'm almost 100% certain the rest of the fandom agree.
Okay, I watched this without the sound because this laptop is older than half the people on the internet and the speakers have long since been dead and buried. This recap should be fun as I am, in fact, well known for my German lip-reading skillz and my brilliant memory. OR NOT. I have already forgotten everything that happened and because I am poor I cannot afford to rewatch it from the archive. Dear god I should have done this sooner, you know, before RTL became penny-pinching bastards. /rant.
ANYWAY
Max and Constantin argue (again). Several times. Maximilian almost cries AND I LOVE IT. Do you know what I don't love? The shine atop his head. Wash your hair, Francisco, it is distracting form your otherwise adorableness. AND OH THE WELLING-UP EYES. YES. Interesting fact: this scene was acted at quarter to six. I KNOW I KNOW, it is surprising, but I can, in fact, tell the time off of a clock.
Constantin makes a point of taking his heart medication right in front of Maximilian, and therefore, by extension, us. We don't really care about your heart Constantin as most of us are wishing you dead. La la la. Maximilian mouths the phrase "that 'bastard' is my child". He might even have shouted it. In fact, I think he did because, you know, HE IS IN AN ARGUMENT. Unless, of course, he follows Juli's example of whispering when you want people to hear you (remember when she whispered to wake up Vanessa then looked consternated when it didn't work?). I am assuming they are talking about Lena's spawn.
I missed the next bit because the camera kept jumping from one to the other as they spoke so my impressive lipreading skills were put to waste. I think Constantin wants Maximilian to marry Lena or kill her or marry Celine or something; anything to protect the family name. Apparently incest is a-okay, but children outside of wedlock? NUH UH. I will never understand this family. Maximilian gets upset and Simone's like "awww" and headbutts him. In a nice way. LIKE A LION. Unfortunately I did not think to get a screen shot of it but I do have some of Simone, SO HAVE THOSE AND BE GRATEFUL.
Later on, Maximilian and Celine are in bed. I sekritly think they are cute despite the fact Celine is Juli's main contender in the most-boring-and-pointless-character-ever. Maximilian has a nightmare. Celine touches him and he shoots upright. SEE CELINE? YOUR TOUCH IS REPULSIVE TO HIM.
Then he rolls over and Celine hugs him from behind. That is all overshadowed by the OMGCUTE that is the v-neck top Maximilian is wearing. I thought v-necks were strictly Roman's territory but apparently not. :O I LOVE IT.
That is a bad picture of it and I am sorry. I was too busy going LOLOL at the time to be concise and exacting with my "numlock" key pressing. I miss my "print screen" key :C
There are more arguments...
(look @ Vanessa, how cute is that? :3)
...and yet more arguments, and then more and more and more arguments and THEN:
No, he isn't groping himself, nor is he giving himself a breast-examination, neither is he getting out a business card. Which is a shame, because it would really come in handy when the police come to identify the body.
GRIMACE OF PAIN FOLLOWED SHORTLY BY A COLLAPSE ONTO THE POOR SOFA. I actually lolled at his face in this scene.
Constantin: :c
Everyone else: LOL
Sofa: get the fuck off me, old man :<
Sofa: YAY I'M FREE
Constantin: :|
Angina tablets: BRB
Everyone else: LOL
Maximilian: *is in doorway*
His lips: WE NEED MORE MOISTURE
His hair: WE NEED LESS
His conscience: BRB
And that's where that ended. :D
Vanessa storyline:
Juli still thinks Vanessa's in love with Deniz, mainly because she's a fucking eejit. Oliver talks to Vanessa like "juli told me that u want deniz's bbs" and she's like OMG WHAT THE FUCK WHO ELSE BELIEVES THIS RUBBISH? She denies her crush on Deniz, as she should because HELLO she doesn't have one.
She argues a bit with Juli (for obvious reasons).
It is tantamount to how boring a character she is that I wasn't even interested in her having an argument. Slightly paradoxically, I quite like the band Juli BUT ANYWAY WHATEVER. MOVING ON.
She goes to the Centre and orders a coke. Before it arrives, Juli does. Vanessa flails and makes her escape, just as Deniz appears.
He's like "…hi?". Later, when Vanessa is in the changing-room (the WOMEN'S one) Deniz comes in like HI NESS, WE NEED TO TALK and Vanessa's like "Busy w/ screwdriver. r u blind?" Deniz then kinda rambles through an adorably embarrassing speech about liking her as a friend and not as anything else because of Stella and Vanessa's like "I DON'T LIKE YOU" and he's like "O that's good" and she's like *GLARE*
and he's like *zombie*
"…ERRR, I mean, it's good that you like me… just as a friend. Yes."
Oh silly billy.
She then goes to Juli's to practise telling her the truth about her crush on Oliver. She's practising in the mirror...
...when Juli walks in! Vanessa was like "JULI I HAVE TO TELL YOU, YOU WERE RIGHT-" and Juli's like "RIGHT ABOUT WHAT?" and Vanessa flails and goes "ERRR.. DENIZ! I LOVE HIM. YES."
Later, she and Deniz are at the No7. Here, have some Turkish delight *wink wink*
IS IT JUST ME OR DO THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE STOOD AT A URINAL?
Anyway, Deniz and Vanessa are chatting and everything is fine and normal again, but then Juli and Stella come in and Vanessa pulls this brilliant OH FUCK face:
And then proceeds to plant one on Deniz:
And then smiles innocently:
I LOLLED AND LOLLED AND LOLLED.
Roman-and-Jenny storyline:
WARNING: this is basically picspam and little else.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
OKAY SO OMG I HAVE ABOUT A THOUSAND CAPS OF THESE SCENES AND NO IDEA WHAT ORDER THEY GO IN. *FLAIL*
Mmm, so, Roman goes to train
and Jenny is already there on the ice. Roman is not best pleased.
He's like JEN-NIF-ERRRR, DAS IST MEIN EIS.
She lols and carries on skating, so Roman abandons his random new friend (who is he? new trainer? I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE EVER)
and skates after her.
It was a lovely scene and they were all mirror-imagey. :D I LOVED IT. Also, LOL, Jenny's feet are bigger than Roman's. :DDDD I LOVE IT.
Roman skates a circle around her whilst growling at her. It made me lol. And by growling I mean arguing in that strange LOW voice he randomly uses in ~emotional~ scenes, not, you know, literally growling like.... a tiger or something. Jenny's like OMG ROMAN WHY ARE YOU SO PISSY WITH ME ALL THE TIME?
And Roman's like PFFT Y DO U THINK? HINTJULIANHINT. And then he exits, stage left. Very dramatic, Roman. Not at all pantomime-villianesque. Promise.
OKAY LATER.
Jenny is at home and is like I KNOW, LET'S HAVE A BATH. I highly doubt she said that as no one says "let's" when they are by themselves and I SAW HER NAKED AND THERE WERE NO OTHERS.
Erm, she has wine. Why do people in soaps always have baths and wine together? wtf. Alcohol lowers the body's buoyancy you see, so drinking whilst in the bath increases the risk of FALLING ASLEEP AND DROWNING IN THE MOST PATHETIC DEATHSCENE EVER. Which, despite the way I complain about Jenny2 not being as brilliant as Jenny1 and how I wish she'd go away, I do not want to see happen. It'd be like that Britney Spears video where she drowns after a random head wound and her boyfriend sits around topless for no reason. /tangent.
She's reading her magazine which looks like it was made with MS Paint and gratuitous use of the copy and paste feature. She flicks through a few pages, boring boring blah blah blah then OMG IT'S LARS WITH HIS NEW LOVE.
Or something. Does any really care about Lars? I thought not. Jenny is distressed however and lets the magazine drown itself. HA, that'll teach it, I am sure she declared whilst doing so, but I may be wrong. Again, NO SOUND.
She then storms downstairs in a pink dressing gown with her sodden rag. She RAGES at her parents who are like WTF UR MEANT TO BE AN ADULT BTW. Jenny proceeds to storm back upstairs to get dressed.
Then, realising she has to make a rahter delicate phonecall to Lars, she proceeds to go to the Centre BECAUSE THAT TOTES MAKES SENSE JEN. She loiters suspiciously outside the men's shower room...
...and lo and behold, Roman pops up. :D
Sorry the picture is blurry and shit. I blame DG. If he will walk at incredible pace... ANYWAY, Roman walks right past her into the men's. She gives him like HALFASECOND then follows him in, still holding the magazine she dropped in the bath. OH JENNY. Roman is stripping. Let's take a moment to appreciate that fact:
Roman's chest: HI. Long time no see.
Roman then sits down. Jenny waggles the magazine at him like ROOOOMAN, LOOK @ THIS LOOK @ THIS LOOK @ THIS IT'S LARS. Roman does not care. At all.
+HAHAH I never realised until now that Roman and Deniz's lockers are still RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER. That has to be awkward. Though, it does increase the likelihood of hate!sex in the locker-room as per Aldi and Lilithilien have written. YES.
As you can see, Deniz has 64
and Roman has 63
SO, MOAR AWKWARD LOCKER SCENES PLZ FANDOM. WE HAVE CANON PROOF THAT IT COULD HAPPEN. well, it could if they were ever in the same room for more than half a second.
But anyway, after my epiphany (if it can even be called that), Jenny asks Roman to phone Lars and he's like *tiny smile*
and she's like *BIG SMILE*
and he's like "LOL NOPE. JULIAN."
NEXT SCENE.
Roman goes into the ballet room place where they work on choreography.
Roman is exercising (read: ballet)
and Jenny comes in all like "PLEASE ROMAN PLEASE. I NEED TO KNOW THIS STUFF ABOUT LARS LIKE NOW."
He's like NO. BUSY.
Then she's all like BITTE :C
and Roman caves like a baby. He also happens to be wearing a v-neck top, like Maximilian. Unlike Maximilian though, he can totes pull it off. Mmm, please, Dennis Grabosch, PULL. IT. OFF. :D
Roman picks up his phone, because Jenny's one has cooties is too far away. He presses a single button and it rings Lars. THAT TO ME MEANS HE IS ON SPEED-DIAL. Which means Roman obviously needs his number a lot. OMG ROMAN IS LARS' NEW LOVE.
Now, remember, I have no sound, so I am only getting one side of the conversation. BUT, I am almost certain that this is how it went:
Roman: *speed-dial 1*
Lars: Hallo, it's LARS *trumpet fanfair* do do doooo
Roman: it's Roman *trumpet fanfair* DO DO DOOO.
Lars: ... which Roman?
Roman: u only no 1
Lars: HOW DO U NO I MITE HAVE MADE NEW FRIENDS
Roman: but u haven't
Lars: i know SHUT UP. it could be a Roman i have yet to meet
Roman: how did he get your number?
Lars: it's the wrong number, he wanted the butcher's
Roman: Y
Lars: sausage meat
Roman: Y
Lars: HE IS A SAUSAGE FAN.
Roman: no 1 is a sausage fan
Lars: WHATEVER, I AM 2 BUSY 2 CHAT. SO, JUST 2 CHECK, IT'S ROMAN WILD? YES?
Roman: YES, WILD.
Lars: how r u bff?
Roman: I am fine but Jenny's freaking out over a magazine or something. i wasn't listening. I was busy flexing my muscles.
Lars: SHE SAW THAT?
Roman: my rippling muscles? Idk. Maybe.
Lars: THAT IS NOT GOOD. SHE WILL WANT SEX NOW.
Roman: o don't worry, we've already done that bit way back
Lars: WHUT? I THOUGHT U WERE GAY?
Roman: didn't u ever wonder what turned me?
Lars: NO. WHAT. TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME
Roman: jenny. We went out 4 a bit. She made me wear a shiny silver condom when we were lyk 16 cuz they were free promotional Olympic things. The chemicals in the latex made me *flamboyant* and enjoy v-neck shirts. I don't think it's contagious so u r fine d/w
Lars: I didn't need 2 hear that u no
Roman: LOL I NO. oh shi- I can't talk right now, Jenny is trying to murder me. g2g ily bye
Lars: WAIT WAIT WAIT. I am buying u a present from this place that I am at. By myself. With no mysterious lover. What size r u?
Roman: u don't no?
Lars: Nope.
Roman: omg ur a useless bff. Even deniz knew my size. He is gud @ sizes. Apparently. BUT I HAVE 2 GO SPEAK SOON LUFF U. *hangs up*
Jenny: I HATE YOU
Roman: LOL.
Jenny: no, really.
Roman: LOL.
…IT MIGHT HAPPEN, SHUT UP.
Basically, Roman phones Lars and tells him something IDK WHAT but judging by Jenny's face, it's not particularly good for her. Then Roman leaves and the rest of us are left to lol ourselves.
Aaaand that's a wrap. :D
Soz Annette, he's off with his bit on the side, though I am enjoying the fact you think it's possible to lose your husband IN YOUR OWN FLAT. xD
Episode 595 - Vanessa küsst Deniz zum Vorwand
Opening titles are chock-a-block with Roman and Jenny deliciousness, leaving me happy because DUH they're the best and Jenny has a pretty drink. Roman's short hair makes him look a bit like a junkie, but idc.
Stella and Vanessa ridiculousness follows, then a bit of boring-but-hot!Oliver and an angsting Maximilian chatting to a scheming Constantin (who's hiding behind a paper).
O CONSTANTIN. WHERE R UR FINGERS? We're meant to believe he's reading this:
But we all know he's actually looking at the TV listings. WE CAN SEE THEM.
The story itself is pretty boring btw, it's "RAPED BY BOSS now she's pregnant!" I can't make out the rest, but whatever. We all know bullshit when we read it/see it/whatever and I can't wait for it to be over tbh. Poor Maxi :C. But yay, guess who wrote it? That reporter Roman was flirting with at his party. REMEMBER HIM? Yes. Sadly he's fucked off back to wherever it is journalists live and Roman is all alone again :C. Essen needs more pretty gay men. Actually, they don't even have to be that attractive, I'll settle for them actually being GAY. And not smug. I'm almost 100% certain the rest of the fandom agree.
Okay, I watched this without the sound because this laptop is older than half the people on the internet and the speakers have long since been dead and buried. This recap should be fun as I am, in fact, well known for my German lip-reading skillz and my brilliant memory. OR NOT. I have already forgotten everything that happened and because I am poor I cannot afford to rewatch it from the archive. Dear god I should have done this sooner, you know, before RTL became penny-pinching bastards. /rant.
ANYWAY
Max and Constantin argue (again). Several times. Maximilian almost cries AND I LOVE IT. Do you know what I don't love? The shine atop his head. Wash your hair, Francisco, it is distracting form your otherwise adorableness. AND OH THE WELLING-UP EYES. YES. Interesting fact: this scene was acted at quarter to six. I KNOW I KNOW, it is surprising, but I can, in fact, tell the time off of a clock.
Constantin makes a point of taking his heart medication right in front of Maximilian, and therefore, by extension, us. We don't really care about your heart Constantin as most of us are wishing you dead. La la la. Maximilian mouths the phrase "that 'bastard' is my child". He might even have shouted it. In fact, I think he did because, you know, HE IS IN AN ARGUMENT. Unless, of course, he follows Juli's example of whispering when you want people to hear you (remember when she whispered to wake up Vanessa then looked consternated when it didn't work?). I am assuming they are talking about Lena's spawn.
I missed the next bit because the camera kept jumping from one to the other as they spoke so my impressive lipreading skills were put to waste. I think Constantin wants Maximilian to marry Lena or kill her or marry Celine or something; anything to protect the family name. Apparently incest is a-okay, but children outside of wedlock? NUH UH. I will never understand this family. Maximilian gets upset and Simone's like "awww" and headbutts him. In a nice way. LIKE A LION. Unfortunately I did not think to get a screen shot of it but I do have some of Simone, SO HAVE THOSE AND BE GRATEFUL.
Later on, Maximilian and Celine are in bed. I sekritly think they are cute despite the fact Celine is Juli's main contender in the most-boring-and-pointless-character-ever. Maximilian has a nightmare. Celine touches him and he shoots upright. SEE CELINE? YOUR TOUCH IS REPULSIVE TO HIM.
Then he rolls over and Celine hugs him from behind. That is all overshadowed by the OMGCUTE that is the v-neck top Maximilian is wearing. I thought v-necks were strictly Roman's territory but apparently not. :O I LOVE IT.
That is a bad picture of it and I am sorry. I was too busy going LOLOL at the time to be concise and exacting with my "numlock" key pressing. I miss my "print screen" key :C
There are more arguments...
(look @ Vanessa, how cute is that? :3)
...and yet more arguments, and then more and more and more arguments and THEN:
No, he isn't groping himself, nor is he giving himself a breast-examination, neither is he getting out a business card. Which is a shame, because it would really come in handy when the police come to identify the body.
GRIMACE OF PAIN FOLLOWED SHORTLY BY A COLLAPSE ONTO THE POOR SOFA. I actually lolled at his face in this scene.
Constantin: :c
Everyone else: LOL
Sofa: get the fuck off me, old man :<
Sofa: YAY I'M FREE
Constantin: :|
Angina tablets: BRB
Everyone else: LOL
Maximilian: *is in doorway*
His lips: WE NEED MORE MOISTURE
His hair: WE NEED LESS
His conscience: BRB
And that's where that ended. :D
Vanessa storyline:
Juli still thinks Vanessa's in love with Deniz, mainly because she's a fucking eejit. Oliver talks to Vanessa like "juli told me that u want deniz's bbs" and she's like OMG WHAT THE FUCK WHO ELSE BELIEVES THIS RUBBISH? She denies her crush on Deniz, as she should because HELLO she doesn't have one.
She argues a bit with Juli (for obvious reasons).
It is tantamount to how boring a character she is that I wasn't even interested in her having an argument. Slightly paradoxically, I quite like the band Juli BUT ANYWAY WHATEVER. MOVING ON.
She goes to the Centre and orders a coke. Before it arrives, Juli does. Vanessa flails and makes her escape, just as Deniz appears.
He's like "…hi?". Later, when Vanessa is in the changing-room (the WOMEN'S one) Deniz comes in like HI NESS, WE NEED TO TALK and Vanessa's like "Busy w/ screwdriver. r u blind?" Deniz then kinda rambles through an adorably embarrassing speech about liking her as a friend and not as anything else because of Stella and Vanessa's like "I DON'T LIKE YOU" and he's like "O that's good" and she's like *GLARE*
and he's like *zombie*
"…ERRR, I mean, it's good that you like me… just as a friend. Yes."
Oh silly billy.
She then goes to Juli's to practise telling her the truth about her crush on Oliver. She's practising in the mirror...
...when Juli walks in! Vanessa was like "JULI I HAVE TO TELL YOU, YOU WERE RIGHT-" and Juli's like "RIGHT ABOUT WHAT?" and Vanessa flails and goes "ERRR.. DENIZ! I LOVE HIM. YES."
Later, she and Deniz are at the No7. Here, have some Turkish delight *wink wink*
IS IT JUST ME OR DO THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE STOOD AT A URINAL?
Anyway, Deniz and Vanessa are chatting and everything is fine and normal again, but then Juli and Stella come in and Vanessa pulls this brilliant OH FUCK face:
And then proceeds to plant one on Deniz:
And then smiles innocently:
I LOLLED AND LOLLED AND LOLLED.
Roman-and-Jenny storyline:
WARNING: this is basically picspam and little else.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
OKAY SO OMG I HAVE ABOUT A THOUSAND CAPS OF THESE SCENES AND NO IDEA WHAT ORDER THEY GO IN. *FLAIL*
Mmm, so, Roman goes to train
and Jenny is already there on the ice. Roman is not best pleased.
He's like JEN-NIF-ERRRR, DAS IST MEIN EIS.
She lols and carries on skating, so Roman abandons his random new friend (who is he? new trainer? I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE EVER)
and skates after her.
It was a lovely scene and they were all mirror-imagey. :D I LOVED IT. Also, LOL, Jenny's feet are bigger than Roman's. :DDDD I LOVE IT.
Roman skates a circle around her whilst growling at her. It made me lol. And by growling I mean arguing in that strange LOW voice he randomly uses in ~emotional~ scenes, not, you know, literally growling like.... a tiger or something. Jenny's like OMG ROMAN WHY ARE YOU SO PISSY WITH ME ALL THE TIME?
And Roman's like PFFT Y DO U THINK? HINTJULIANHINT. And then he exits, stage left. Very dramatic, Roman. Not at all pantomime-villianesque. Promise.
OKAY LATER.
Jenny is at home and is like I KNOW, LET'S HAVE A BATH. I highly doubt she said that as no one says "let's" when they are by themselves and I SAW HER NAKED AND THERE WERE NO OTHERS.
Erm, she has wine. Why do people in soaps always have baths and wine together? wtf. Alcohol lowers the body's buoyancy you see, so drinking whilst in the bath increases the risk of FALLING ASLEEP AND DROWNING IN THE MOST PATHETIC DEATHSCENE EVER. Which, despite the way I complain about Jenny2 not being as brilliant as Jenny1 and how I wish she'd go away, I do not want to see happen. It'd be like that Britney Spears video where she drowns after a random head wound and her boyfriend sits around topless for no reason. /tangent.
She's reading her magazine which looks like it was made with MS Paint and gratuitous use of the copy and paste feature. She flicks through a few pages, boring boring blah blah blah then OMG IT'S LARS WITH HIS NEW LOVE.
Or something. Does any really care about Lars? I thought not. Jenny is distressed however and lets the magazine drown itself. HA, that'll teach it, I am sure she declared whilst doing so, but I may be wrong. Again, NO SOUND.
She then storms downstairs in a pink dressing gown with her sodden rag. She RAGES at her parents who are like WTF UR MEANT TO BE AN ADULT BTW. Jenny proceeds to storm back upstairs to get dressed.
Then, realising she has to make a rahter delicate phonecall to Lars, she proceeds to go to the Centre BECAUSE THAT TOTES MAKES SENSE JEN. She loiters suspiciously outside the men's shower room...
...and lo and behold, Roman pops up. :D
Sorry the picture is blurry and shit. I blame DG. If he will walk at incredible pace... ANYWAY, Roman walks right past her into the men's. She gives him like HALFASECOND then follows him in, still holding the magazine she dropped in the bath. OH JENNY. Roman is stripping. Let's take a moment to appreciate that fact:
Roman's chest: HI. Long time no see.
Roman then sits down. Jenny waggles the magazine at him like ROOOOMAN, LOOK @ THIS LOOK @ THIS LOOK @ THIS IT'S LARS. Roman does not care. At all.
+HAHAH I never realised until now that Roman and Deniz's lockers are still RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER. That has to be awkward. Though, it does increase the likelihood of hate!sex in the locker-room as per Aldi and Lilithilien have written. YES.
As you can see, Deniz has 64
and Roman has 63
SO, MOAR AWKWARD LOCKER SCENES PLZ FANDOM. WE HAVE CANON PROOF THAT IT COULD HAPPEN. well, it could if they were ever in the same room for more than half a second.
But anyway, after my epiphany (if it can even be called that), Jenny asks Roman to phone Lars and he's like *tiny smile*
and she's like *BIG SMILE*
and he's like "LOL NOPE. JULIAN."
NEXT SCENE.
Roman goes into the ballet room place where they work on choreography.
Roman is exercising (read: ballet)
and Jenny comes in all like "PLEASE ROMAN PLEASE. I NEED TO KNOW THIS STUFF ABOUT LARS LIKE NOW."
He's like NO. BUSY.
Then she's all like BITTE :C
and Roman caves like a baby. He also happens to be wearing a v-neck top, like Maximilian. Unlike Maximilian though, he can totes pull it off. Mmm, please, Dennis Grabosch, PULL. IT. OFF. :D
Roman picks up his phone, because Jenny's one has cooties is too far away. He presses a single button and it rings Lars. THAT TO ME MEANS HE IS ON SPEED-DIAL. Which means Roman obviously needs his number a lot. OMG ROMAN IS LARS' NEW LOVE.
Now, remember, I have no sound, so I am only getting one side of the conversation. BUT, I am almost certain that this is how it went:
Roman: *speed-dial 1*
Lars: Hallo, it's LARS *trumpet fanfair* do do doooo
Roman: it's Roman *trumpet fanfair* DO DO DOOO.
Lars: ... which Roman?
Roman: u only no 1
Lars: HOW DO U NO I MITE HAVE MADE NEW FRIENDS
Roman: but u haven't
Lars: i know SHUT UP. it could be a Roman i have yet to meet
Roman: how did he get your number?
Lars: it's the wrong number, he wanted the butcher's
Roman: Y
Lars: sausage meat
Roman: Y
Lars: HE IS A SAUSAGE FAN.
Roman: no 1 is a sausage fan
Lars: WHATEVER, I AM 2 BUSY 2 CHAT. SO, JUST 2 CHECK, IT'S ROMAN WILD? YES?
Roman: YES, WILD.
Lars: how r u bff?
Roman: I am fine but Jenny's freaking out over a magazine or something. i wasn't listening. I was busy flexing my muscles.
Lars: SHE SAW THAT?
Roman: my rippling muscles? Idk. Maybe.
Lars: THAT IS NOT GOOD. SHE WILL WANT SEX NOW.
Roman: o don't worry, we've already done that bit way back
Lars: WHUT? I THOUGHT U WERE GAY?
Roman: didn't u ever wonder what turned me?
Lars: NO. WHAT. TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME
Roman: jenny. We went out 4 a bit. She made me wear a shiny silver condom when we were lyk 16 cuz they were free promotional Olympic things. The chemicals in the latex made me *flamboyant* and enjoy v-neck shirts. I don't think it's contagious so u r fine d/w
Lars: I didn't need 2 hear that u no
Roman: LOL I NO. oh shi- I can't talk right now, Jenny is trying to murder me. g2g ily bye
Lars: WAIT WAIT WAIT. I am buying u a present from this place that I am at. By myself. With no mysterious lover. What size r u?
Roman: u don't no?
Lars: Nope.
Roman: omg ur a useless bff. Even deniz knew my size. He is gud @ sizes. Apparently. BUT I HAVE 2 GO SPEAK SOON LUFF U. *hangs up*
Jenny: I HATE YOU
Roman: LOL.
Jenny: no, really.
Roman: LOL.
…IT MIGHT HAPPEN, SHUT UP.
Basically, Roman phones Lars and tells him something IDK WHAT but judging by Jenny's face, it's not particularly good for her. Then Roman leaves and the rest of us are left to lol ourselves.
Aaaand that's a wrap. :D