Because Hiroshi's a whore. Again.
"You said you knew what you were doing."
"I do. I've done my research and everything."
"... Watching gay porn is not research, Tatsuha-kun."
"One, yes it is. Two, I don't watch gay porn."
"Those tapes of Yuki-san and Shuichi count."
"One a, how do you know about those? Two a, that's lesbian porn."
"..."
"It might as well be, you know. From what I've seen Shuichi practically self-lubrica--"
"Tatsuha-kun. Please don't talk about my best friend's sexual abnormalities while we're in bed together."
"Okay, I got it, I won't. I won't even mention how sometimes I swear I can see right through him like his ass is some kinda wind--"
"Tatsuha-kun!"
"Got it, got it. Rear window stays out of bed. You should really relax more, Hiro-kun. In all meanings of the word."
"I'm relaxed, Tatsuha-kun."
"You sure don't feel relaxed."
"Are you sure you're feeling the right spot?"
"There's only one hole down here; I think I can figure things out from that."
"This is embarrassing..."
"Maybe I could find myself other holes to put things in. Other holes that would make certain people stop complaining when I already said twice that I locked the door."
"My other hole comes with teeth, Tatsuha-kun. And I remember, this is jus--"
"Would you really bite it? Fuck, I always knew you had some weird kinks. Good thing you're not normally gay or you'd run out of lovers pretty fa--"
"Just get on with it, Tatsuha-kun."
"Well since you put it so erotically and all."
"I do. I've done my research and everything."
"... Watching gay porn is not research, Tatsuha-kun."
"One, yes it is. Two, I don't watch gay porn."
"Those tapes of Yuki-san and Shuichi count."
"One a, how do you know about those? Two a, that's lesbian porn."
"..."
"It might as well be, you know. From what I've seen Shuichi practically self-lubrica--"
"Tatsuha-kun. Please don't talk about my best friend's sexual abnormalities while we're in bed together."
"Okay, I got it, I won't. I won't even mention how sometimes I swear I can see right through him like his ass is some kinda wind--"
"Tatsuha-kun!"
"Got it, got it. Rear window stays out of bed. You should really relax more, Hiro-kun. In all meanings of the word."
"I'm relaxed, Tatsuha-kun."
"You sure don't feel relaxed."
"Are you sure you're feeling the right spot?"
"There's only one hole down here; I think I can figure things out from that."
"This is embarrassing..."
"Maybe I could find myself other holes to put things in. Other holes that would make certain people stop complaining when I already said twice that I locked the door."
"My other hole comes with teeth, Tatsuha-kun. And I remember, this is jus--"
"Would you really bite it? Fuck, I always knew you had some weird kinks. Good thing you're not normally gay or you'd run out of lovers pretty fa--"
"Just get on with it, Tatsuha-kun."
"Well since you put it so erotically and all."