Original Post Date: October 28, 2009
Original Subject line: "Fuck Writing The Uchihas. And the Winchesters. Assholes." Trufax.
You know, I was thinking I have a lot of sibling-based ships while I was reading DGM, and thinking about Komui and Rinali, and I was also thinking I ship Winchesters and Bitos, but not the Li siblings.
So, there was this really informative meta going on in my head about why I shipped some and not others that basically boiled down to "God, I have a fetish for soul-selling, don't I?" And then I decided to do this:
Warnings: Um, borderline incest in some, and crossing game/anime/AmericanTV fandoms. Also, gay, angst, and crack.
Pairings: Feel free to interpret as you will. (None explicitly stated.)
Rating: The only cursing is in the Author's Notes above, so, G.
Notes: I really just wanted to meta the Elrics vs. the Lis vs. the Winchesters, and maybe Bito? And then I originally went with the Haradas as the other group, but I dropped that and threw in the Uchiha boys, last-minute. (I almost forgot the Winchesters to Bito one. Man, I thought Beat was pretty not-smart, but just imagine teaming up with one of the GhostFacers on Week 3 at all.) And all of it is... pretty much because I'm a total crossoverwhore.
Li --> Elric
Komui clanks as he wakes up, hardly questioning it when his arms reaching for his sister who is bleeding out -- god, what is he going to do? -- appear to be giant and metallic. Rinali is lying in a pool of her own blood, beautiful as ever, but dying.
He cradles Rinali close, careful not to jar her or hold her too tight, because oh god, he can't feel anything anymore, and runs for the Wenham household next door. He hopes River is asleep, because automail surgery is traumatic enough without seeing the open wounds, and Rinali is going to need both legs done.
(And she'll get it done, Komui has no doubt. It will hurt, but compared to the loss of their parents, a few fake legs is going to hurt a lot less, except that it really, really won't, and Komui is not ready for nights of screaming agony from his sister, or for the realization that he no longer has a body, or for anything else happening tonight; they're just children after all, but they knew the taboo before they tried to raise Mom, they did, and they tried anyway.)
A/N: And then Roy Mustang Cross Marian is sent to check this shit out, and hires Komui and Rinali as his Fullmetal Alchemist. Kanda is Riza, Allen is Havok, and Rabi is Hughes or a livelier Fury, I cannot decide. (Next crossover is just Komui=Hughes, because just, Yes.)
Uchiha --> Syaoran
"I hurt Sakura," Sasuke says, staring at the fire. Their princess is sleeping somewhere on the other side of camp. "I hurt you."
Naruto looks up at the sky, leaning back on his elbows. "On the brighter side of things, you taste better than ramen," Naruto replies, flashing his fangs. They make him look more fox-like. Like he needs it with those whisker-scars on his face. Sasuke has never asked about those before. He kind of wants to now. "And anyway, it wasn't you, right? It was the look-a-like."
"Still," Sasuke begins. "I'm going to kill him," he decides aloud.
"I'm not sure Sakura would like that," Naruto points out.
"He shouldn't have hurt her," Sasuke replies.
Bito --> Winchester So, I read somewhere that Rhyme uses the masculine "I" to refer to herself, and I think that's the cutest thing ever. (also, hence the nickname "The Bito Brothers"
The girl looks to be about ten years old, and her brother, somewhere near fifteen. Ellen doesn't kick them out of the roadhouse, though, and already has a juicebox and a soda on the counter for them.
Jo comes out a few minutes later, greeting them in some other language. John has to think about it, but he's pretty sure "konnichiwa" is Japanese. So those are the infamous Bito brothers.
They look normal enough, but they were raised by hunters. He's heard that they were even cursed to look young forever, but he's pretty sure that's a load of shit. The girl's a psychic, and the boy is just like any other hunter. John's reminded of his own boys as they chatter with Jo over ponies and Xboxes and which knife is the best, and suddenly he's on his way out, because he has been away too long.
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Beat doesn't try to make a deal with the Crossroads Demon when she appears. It's too late for that, he knows. He has tried everything else, and he knows that after their last encounter, the demon isn't going to give him shit.
Instead, he grabs the front of her little black dress and growls, "Send me to her. Take me to Rhyme."
They become legends among hunters, after that. The stories go that Beat had to bust his little sister out of Heaven, and that he angels still don't want anything to do with them. No one questions why neither Bito ages past fifteen, or why they won't associate with any other hunters.
Elric --> Li
As if it weren't enough that they were taking Al, they were planning all kinds of studies for him, too. The innocence they presented him with took the form of a helmet, and became full-body armor. It was new and exciting, but, as far as Ed could tell, all innocence and exorcists were new and exciting.
Alphonse Elric almost wasn't even surprised when he looked up and saw Edward by his bedside.
Ed grinned. "I'm the new science adviser. Sorry it took so long for me to get home."
Al smiled back.
(A/N: I just gender-swapped the leading romantic interest, so I'm thinking I should write a sequel where all the boys are girls, and think Al's the prettiest thing ever. >.>)
Syaoran --> Uchiha
"My first impression is..." The man in black said, staring at the eraser on the floor. "I hate you guys."
Fai giggled, swinging his feet on his perch on top of a desk. "Aren't you a Jounin?"
Syaoran raised an eyebrow. He should have dodged that. He was beginning to think maybe this guy wasn't good enough to be teaching his Sakura-hime.
"I'm sorry, Kurogane-sensei, we shouldn't have-- I mean--" Sakura babbled.
Kurogane-sensei glared at them, seeming to glare a bit less forcefully at Sakura. "Come on. First test is at the training grounds."
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"I want to ki--defeat a certain man," Syaoran amended, casting a cautious look at Sakura. He didn't want to upset her, but he wasn't going to let his twin brother get away. Never. "As for what I like..." He chanced another glance at Sakura, then stopped.
Fai spoke up next. "I like tea. And coffee. I'd like to open up a café one day," he said. "I'll sell alcohol, too."
"What kind of café sells alcohol?" Kurogane-sensei demanded.
Fai grinned, turning to Sakura. "And what about you, Sakura-san?"
Sakura looked up. "I-- well, I think I would like to become stronger. I want to lead the village one day, to protect everyone, but it would be hard without being strong enough. Like Lady Tsunade, of the Sannin."
Kurogane stared at his students. Interesting bunch, he thought. Too bad they'll fail.
They passed.
Winchesters --> Bito
Dean pushed Sam out of the way just as the shark Noise jumped out of the ground. "Shit," Bobby said from the sidelines. He grabbed Sam and dragged him away from the battle, which the two morons declaring themselves "ghostfacers" were charging into. "I can help, but we gotta move, boy," he snapped when Sam resisted. Sam gave in, following as he was told.
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"You have a few options," Lilith said, licking her lips. "But I can only bring one of you back to life." She pointed at each of them, as if playing eenie, meenie, miney, moe, then pointed at Harry. "You win."
"What? But, the Noise! We haven't caught it on camera yet!" Harry protested as he rose toward the ceiling.
"It's down to you boys. What's it gonna be? Reaper or play again?"
"Reaper!" Ed told her. "Those wings are way cool."
"Play again," Sam told her, staring at the ground with a kind of wounded finality. He would play and play and play until he figured out how to get Dean back. He'd go Reaper next time if he didn't find anything this round.
---
Week two began with a blonde walking up to Sam. "Hi, name's Ruby, wanna be my partner?"
Sam looked around at the advancing Noise. "I guess I have to," he said.
Cross-posted to hell and back. Also, I couldn't find a Tsubasa comm to post to until I typed in Supernatural. WTF, guys.
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You know, I was thinking I have a lot of sibling-based ships while I was reading DGM, and thinking about Komui and Rinali, and I was also thinking I ship Winchesters and Bitos, but not the Li siblings.
So, there was this really informative meta going on in my head about why I shipped some and not others that basically boiled down to "God, I have a fetish for soul-selling, don't I?" And then I decided to do this:
Warnings: Um, borderline incest in some, and crossing game/anime/AmericanTV fandoms. Also, gay, angst, and crack.
Pairings: Feel free to interpret as you will. (None explicitly stated.)
Rating: The only cursing is in the Author's Notes above, so, G.
Notes: I really just wanted to meta the Elrics vs. the Lis vs. the Winchesters, and maybe Bito? And then I originally went with the Haradas as the other group, but I dropped that and threw in the Uchiha boys, last-minute. (I almost forgot the Winchesters to Bito one. Man, I thought Beat was pretty not-smart, but just imagine teaming up with one of the GhostFacers on Week 3 at all.) And all of it is... pretty much because I'm a total crossoverwhore.
Li --> Elric
Komui clanks as he wakes up, hardly questioning it when his arms reaching for his sister who is bleeding out -- god, what is he going to do? -- appear to be giant and metallic. Rinali is lying in a pool of her own blood, beautiful as ever, but dying.
He cradles Rinali close, careful not to jar her or hold her too tight, because oh god, he can't feel anything anymore, and runs for the Wenham household next door. He hopes River is asleep, because automail surgery is traumatic enough without seeing the open wounds, and Rinali is going to need both legs done.
(And she'll get it done, Komui has no doubt. It will hurt, but compared to the loss of their parents, a few fake legs is going to hurt a lot less, except that it really, really won't, and Komui is not ready for nights of screaming agony from his sister, or for the realization that he no longer has a body, or for anything else happening tonight; they're just children after all, but they knew the taboo before they tried to raise Mom, they did, and they tried anyway.)
A/N: And then Roy Mustang Cross Marian is sent to check this shit out, and hires Komui and Rinali as his Fullmetal Alchemist. Kanda is Riza, Allen is Havok, and Rabi is Hughes or a livelier Fury, I cannot decide. (Next crossover is just Komui=Hughes, because just, Yes.)
Uchiha --> Syaoran
"I hurt Sakura," Sasuke says, staring at the fire. Their princess is sleeping somewhere on the other side of camp. "I hurt you."
Naruto looks up at the sky, leaning back on his elbows. "On the brighter side of things, you taste better than ramen," Naruto replies, flashing his fangs. They make him look more fox-like. Like he needs it with those whisker-scars on his face. Sasuke has never asked about those before. He kind of wants to now. "And anyway, it wasn't you, right? It was the look-a-like."
"Still," Sasuke begins. "I'm going to kill him," he decides aloud.
"I'm not sure Sakura would like that," Naruto points out.
"He shouldn't have hurt her," Sasuke replies.
Bito --> Winchester So, I read somewhere that Rhyme uses the masculine "I" to refer to herself, and I think that's the cutest thing ever. (also, hence the nickname "The Bito Brothers"
The girl looks to be about ten years old, and her brother, somewhere near fifteen. Ellen doesn't kick them out of the roadhouse, though, and already has a juicebox and a soda on the counter for them.
Jo comes out a few minutes later, greeting them in some other language. John has to think about it, but he's pretty sure "konnichiwa" is Japanese. So those are the infamous Bito brothers.
They look normal enough, but they were raised by hunters. He's heard that they were even cursed to look young forever, but he's pretty sure that's a load of shit. The girl's a psychic, and the boy is just like any other hunter. John's reminded of his own boys as they chatter with Jo over ponies and Xboxes and which knife is the best, and suddenly he's on his way out, because he has been away too long.
---
Beat doesn't try to make a deal with the Crossroads Demon when she appears. It's too late for that, he knows. He has tried everything else, and he knows that after their last encounter, the demon isn't going to give him shit.
Instead, he grabs the front of her little black dress and growls, "Send me to her. Take me to Rhyme."
They become legends among hunters, after that. The stories go that Beat had to bust his little sister out of Heaven, and that he angels still don't want anything to do with them. No one questions why neither Bito ages past fifteen, or why they won't associate with any other hunters.
Elric --> Li
As if it weren't enough that they were taking Al, they were planning all kinds of studies for him, too. The innocence they presented him with took the form of a helmet, and became full-body armor. It was new and exciting, but, as far as Ed could tell, all innocence and exorcists were new and exciting.
Alphonse Elric almost wasn't even surprised when he looked up and saw Edward by his bedside.
Ed grinned. "I'm the new science adviser. Sorry it took so long for me to get home."
Al smiled back.
(A/N: I just gender-swapped the leading romantic interest, so I'm thinking I should write a sequel where all the boys are girls, and think Al's the prettiest thing ever. >.>)
Syaoran --> Uchiha
"My first impression is..." The man in black said, staring at the eraser on the floor. "I hate you guys."
Fai giggled, swinging his feet on his perch on top of a desk. "Aren't you a Jounin?"
Syaoran raised an eyebrow. He should have dodged that. He was beginning to think maybe this guy wasn't good enough to be teaching his Sakura-hime.
"I'm sorry, Kurogane-sensei, we shouldn't have-- I mean--" Sakura babbled.
Kurogane-sensei glared at them, seeming to glare a bit less forcefully at Sakura. "Come on. First test is at the training grounds."
---
"I want to ki--defeat a certain man," Syaoran amended, casting a cautious look at Sakura. He didn't want to upset her, but he wasn't going to let his twin brother get away. Never. "As for what I like..." He chanced another glance at Sakura, then stopped.
Fai spoke up next. "I like tea. And coffee. I'd like to open up a café one day," he said. "I'll sell alcohol, too."
"What kind of café sells alcohol?" Kurogane-sensei demanded.
Fai grinned, turning to Sakura. "And what about you, Sakura-san?"
Sakura looked up. "I-- well, I think I would like to become stronger. I want to lead the village one day, to protect everyone, but it would be hard without being strong enough. Like Lady Tsunade, of the Sannin."
Kurogane stared at his students. Interesting bunch, he thought. Too bad they'll fail.
They passed.
Winchesters --> Bito
Dean pushed Sam out of the way just as the shark Noise jumped out of the ground. "Shit," Bobby said from the sidelines. He grabbed Sam and dragged him away from the battle, which the two morons declaring themselves "ghostfacers" were charging into. "I can help, but we gotta move, boy," he snapped when Sam resisted. Sam gave in, following as he was told.
---
"You have a few options," Lilith said, licking her lips. "But I can only bring one of you back to life." She pointed at each of them, as if playing eenie, meenie, miney, moe, then pointed at Harry. "You win."
"What? But, the Noise! We haven't caught it on camera yet!" Harry protested as he rose toward the ceiling.
"It's down to you boys. What's it gonna be? Reaper or play again?"
"Reaper!" Ed told her. "Those wings are way cool."
"Play again," Sam told her, staring at the ground with a kind of wounded finality. He would play and play and play until he figured out how to get Dean back. He'd go Reaper next time if he didn't find anything this round.
---
Week two began with a blonde walking up to Sam. "Hi, name's Ruby, wanna be my partner?"
Sam looked around at the advancing Noise. "I guess I have to," he said.
Cross-posted to hell and back. Also, I couldn't find a Tsubasa comm to post to until I typed in Supernatural. WTF, guys.
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