Bobbing Hood.
(I liked Alesha on SCD and that huge snitty bitch fit with Brendan was funny. Bet he normally gets better dancers than Lex Luthor's ex-girlfriend.)
OMG Marian, it's not mollycoddling, it's chain of command! Stop whining and get out of that awful aqua t-shirt, it looks like you've been in the Primark bargain bins. Still, it's still about 100% less sexist than 'Heroes' because at least the girls get to do some action before being tied up like parcels (I mean, ffs, that Japanese woman, did she actually exist?)
I hope we get to see Guy kissing the Sheriff's ring by the end of the year. Although Marian's right - he probably is stinky if he never gets out of those leather trousers. That blond man is clearly a creepy triple agent who will screw over both sides for revenge due to War Stuff.
Marian, get yer apron on hahaha. I shouldn't laugh but what a way to tell her off for being snitty hahaha. Plus that brilliant aqua is only camouflage on a coral reef. War angst, aw. It's the bizarre mixture of the cretinous and the surprisingly thoughtful that I love about this show. Oh it's Will pasing love-notes from Guy, whose smittenity is also sortofcute. "I'm good with nuns" *clatters and robs nun*
Carter reminds me a little of Leoben or diluted Bettany. Fitey fite fite. Robin didn't-not-kill his bruvver who had the same misplaced heroism as Marian. All this heavy breathing is sort of hot. "He was a hero - just not on that day" AW. It's an odd place for people to come for war therapy - some forest in the Midlands.
Amazingly, Guy wants to stalk Marian in her 'convent' because he is creepy and somehow pathetic and faintly sympathetic because he is hot. Makes sense. Robin runs international spy rings involving The King. Much gets his emo on. No-one listens to him about his war trauma and his funny feelings about people. Robin tells him he's still his special precious boy and Much flouces off to paint his fingernails some more. Robin challenges his inner Klingon and suggests today is a good day to die, except Marian who is needed on the carrots.
Latin! *roxx out* Usual liturgy stuff. Guy butches out of the gateway to check out Robin's corpse. Probably one of those handy technobabble potions. Sheriff gets weird and sniffy with the corpse. Guy emotes at Marian and tries to be less stalky. He has a huge sword and vats of woe. And leather gloves with all little buckles on them and pointy sideburns. Coughanyway.
Oh, Robin wakes up only to find Guy nuzzling his bird's neck. And he took his gloves off, the kinky swine. Fite fite FITE fite tarra mate. Carter goes off to be a spy, Marian joins the herd as a Bananarama member in her pleat-front trousers and Guy is left to take his own gloves off again.