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Nov 19, 2011 08:26

[The transmission kicks in with a sound of pain. The woman making the broadcast is hurting quite a lot right now ( Read more... )

weird shit is being fucking weird, ugh, this isn't funny, this sucks, help me before i break something, what the crap is going on

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[audio] xenoshepherd November 19 2011, 02:27:27 UTC
Take a minute and breathe. You stable?

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[audio] graparu November 19 2011, 02:36:09 UTC
[Have a whiney groan in reply, Shep.]

I think I have half the damn road stuck in my side.

[The gravel rash went deep, her jacket and pants were scuffed and torn from the landing and the bruising was already starting to show. Not to mention, she was probably up for a cracked rib or two. Throw in that her head already hurt from the night out before and one could say it was definitely not Grapple's day.]

I'll live though.

[That better not scar. 8(]

Who're you?

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[audio] xenoshepherd November 19 2011, 02:43:41 UTC
[Can't tell if civvie.]

Shepard. I'm stuck here, same as you are. You must have gotten snatched up at a rude time.

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[audio] graparu November 19 2011, 03:03:10 UTC
Grapple.

[For once it's nice to meet someone with a title as odd sounding as hers.]

A truck figured he'd fight me for the same patch of road. Can say that he won, if only cause of his size.

[Oh shit. Where the hell is her bike?]

I uh... got up close and personal with the road.

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[audio] xenoshepherd November 19 2011, 03:10:34 UTC
[Shepard's a fairly common surname where she comes from, though she's gotten so far into the habit of introducing it over her given name -- plain old Jane -- that it sounds odd to be called Jane by anybody. Extremely intimate.]

Then you're lucky to be alive and kicking, Grapple. This might sound odd off the bat, but are you human or other?

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[audio] graparu November 19 2011, 04:32:17 UTC
Yeah, it does sound odd. The hell kinda question is that?

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[audio] xenoshepherd November 19 2011, 04:52:54 UTC
If you need medical treatment, it's kinda important to know the physiology we're dealing with.

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[audio] graparu November 19 2011, 05:05:55 UTC
[Grapple pauses. This could either be very good, or very very bad.]

Where'd you say you were from?

[Suspicion. She has it.]

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[audio] xenoshepherd November 19 2011, 05:11:25 UTC
I didn't.

I was born on Earth. Look, you should probably read the letter Deior left in your record. Get back to me when you do and let me know what I can do to help.

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[audio] graparu November 20 2011, 08:00:25 UTC
...Huh. Yeah, okay.

['Born on Earth.' Uh huh. Grapple does as she's asked and reads the letter. A minute or two later, she speaks again.]

You don't expect me to believe this stuff, do you?

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[audio] xenoshepherd November 20 2011, 08:04:12 UTC
Not without something to back it up, I certainly hope not.

But it gives you a basic understanding of the attitude Deior's got. The people who work here genuinely believe, or want us to believe, that they're doing us a favor. That's who you have to deal with from here on in.

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[audio] graparu November 20 2011, 08:24:16 UTC
Any guards or things I should be looking out for?

[She moves to stand and cringes again. It could be worse, yes, but it still hurts like hell.]

What about a medic?

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[audio] xenoshepherd November 20 2011, 08:39:37 UTC
Guards, medics and more. I know for a fact there's a man who can go from wolf to man, and presumably back again. Saw it with my own eyes.

The medic's name is Sycora. She's a good sort, for all that she doesn't really have to be. One of my crew is non-human and she saved his life-- he wouldn't be able to eat or drink anything here without her help. That's why I asked what you were.

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[audio] graparu November 20 2011, 08:52:30 UTC
Man to wolf and back again wouldn't be the strangest thing I've seen in my time.

[Just look at her adoptive family.]

You're saying non-human friends and that Earth was were you were born. What are you then? Some kind of SPAAAAACE space astronaut or something?

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[audio] xenoshepherd November 20 2011, 08:59:58 UTC
[Oh, good. Shepard now knows she doesn't sound like a complete lunatic.

Always a nice feeling.]

I'm a marine. From space, yeah. I get the feeling that's not too common where you're from?

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[audio] graparu November 20 2011, 09:05:25 UTC
They put a man on the moon and a probe on Mars before the world went to hell.

After that, scientists got a little distracted by what was going on on the ground instead of in the sky.

[A pause. A groan.]

Hey, you couldn't point me in the direction of that medic, could you? I've got blood everywhere.

[She's been taking care of things as best she can, but there's a fair bit of gravel that's not going to come out easy. Not to mention her shirt isn't exactly the best bandage out there.]

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