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[granygetyourgun]

hmmm...well ain't you a funny color?
ribbit
It's been a while since I've fired one of you up, get your chubby little legs over here!
crash!
Dag nabbit, get back here! I may be on vacation but I can still whoop any critters butt into a stew.
[An epic battle has begun between the hunter, Granny, and the hunted, a golden frog.]

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[carotid_spray]

[Ani is surprised to hear what sounds like an elderly woman's voice coming from the comm. WHAT IS THIS]

Pardon my intrusion, ma'am, but what nature of 'critter' are you chasing?

[Concerned assassin is concerned.]

[granygetyourgun]

No need for worrin' darlin'. A frog. Darn thing popped up in my room a while ago and now I've got a hankerin' for some frog legs.
bah!
Crash
If I ever get a hold of slippery little varmint I'm gonna fry me up some frog legs. If you find me some more I'd be more then happy to fry some up for you.

[carotid_spray]

[Golden frogs, frog legs. Randomly appearing. Okaaaaay.]

Well, I do hope you enjoy that, ma'am. I am not hungry at the moment, however, so I will have to decline your offer.

However, if you ever need some help, you can call me. I'm Ani Kerrigan.

[granygetyourgun]

Well my dear, me and some of the local folk are planning a big supper and you are more then welcome to join us. Um...when we figure out when that is.
And my name is Annie but folks call me Granny.

[carotid_spray]

I would love to join this supper, whenever it may be.

I hope you will not mind if I call you Annie instead of Granny?

[granygetyourgun]

[Granny's exuberance suddenly fades. No one has called her Annie in years, and the last person who did was Pa and only during particularly tender or upsetting moments. Taking a moment to gather herself she responds just as motherly as ever.]
That's quite alright darlin'. You just call me whatever suits you best.

[carotid_spray]

[Ani notices the change in tone - she's trained to, after all.]

I have upset you. I apologize. Do you have a last name I may call you by?

[granygetyourgun]

Oh don't be foolish! Annie will work just fine darlin'! Don't you worry none.
[Granny has grown up with a high value on hospitality and cannot bear to think she made another person uncomfortable so she attempts to brighten her tone.]

[carotid_spray]

[Well that just makes Ani feel even worse, but she's gonna have to let it go for now. Elsewise, two stubborn women!]

Very well then, Miss Annie. I shall hope to see you when the supper party happens.

And if you need anything, feel free to contact me.

[granygetyourgun]

[Granny being quite oblivious, thinks she just smoothed over an awkward situation!]
That's mighty sweet of you Ani. And no need for the "Miss." Annie will do just fine.

[carotid_spray]

[Cant help the small smile]

Allright then, Annie.