Farging iceholes.
(Paraphrased)
Comcast Rep: "Personal web pages are down. It will be an intermittent problem, sorry we can't help you there."
Me: "Well then I am not able to use the benefits of my Comcast account."
Comcast Rep: "Personal Web Pages are a service added on the top of the internet service."
Me: "That's still a benefit to having a Comcast account."
Comcast Rep: "Sorry for the inconvenience. Is there anything else I can help you with today?"
Me: "No, I guess you can't help me with anything."
Comcast Rep: "Personal web pages are down. It will be an intermittent problem, sorry we can't help you there."
Me: "Well then I am not able to use the benefits of my Comcast account."
Comcast Rep: "Personal Web Pages are a service added on the top of the internet service."
Me: "That's still a benefit to having a Comcast account."
Comcast Rep: "Sorry for the inconvenience. Is there anything else I can help you with today?"
Me: "No, I guess you can't help me with anything."