My mom is very creative sometimes.

[granthamtia]

My mom wrote me an email telling about her latest fun at work:

I have a message sign outside my office that I can program to say whatever
I want it to.

I wanted to put Merry Christmas but it's not allowed. (Politically
Incorrect! poo) I refuse to put happy holidays and such.

SO: I asked our Public Information Officer what would be allowed. One
person suggested that I put up Merry Christmas in different languages.

Today, it's Arabic. So my sign says: "Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah"

Then, the first person that complains, I can say, "I'm trying to reach out
to all the non-english speaking employees."

Funny, funny!!

I'm thinking that tomorrow, I will put up Chinese: "Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung
Haw Sun" or maybe Lithuanian: "Linksmu Kaledu".