#110

[grant_h]

Anonymous is on simply because I'm sickeningly trendy and up to the minute like that. So, do your worst.

Comments

[anonymous]

I hear that you hit on anything that moves. You have never hit on me though which makes me kind of sad.

[grant_h]

Well, I do have some standards. Low ones admittedly but some. That said I'm sure you're very attractive so maybe I should put the situation right!

[gwynethpaltrow]

There is no need for me to do this anonymously because you'd know straight away who it was anyway. Hi, worst ex-boyfriend ever. :-*

[grant_h]

Hi there. How's the hair doing? Both of yours, I mean. Too long, too scraggy, too frizzy?

[gwynethpaltrow]

Pretty okay, really. And yours? I saw you telling someone in comments that it's a bit on the floppy side these days. Unrelatedly, my boyfriend and I were talking about you just last night. We were saying how your mug shot is so much cuter than his.

[grant_h]

I wasn't aware I was such a hot topic of conversation. Good to know though, I suppose. The mugshot; back in the day when I was young and apparently not so innocent. I don't know, I sort of pine for floppy sometimes.

[lilyallen]

Please hit on me some more, I feel that you haven't reached your daily quota of filthy come-ons yet.

[lilyallen]

SHIT that was supposed to be anonymous.

[lilyallen]

Oh who am I kidding, like you wouldn't guess that was me, anyway.

[grant_h]

Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

[gliam]

Do not listen to the woman above you.

[lilyallen]

I was half expecting you to use the term "wench" instead.

[gliam]

Slag-biscuit would have been used.

[lilyallen]

Promises, promises.

[leung_k]

Nice music.

[grant_h]

Isn't it?

[leung_k]

I remember when I first came around, you were listening to Super Mario Brothers and I mentioned it in an update.

[grant_h]

Good memory. I'd quite forgotten but now that you mention it, it all sounds quite familiar.