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I don't want to go to prom! It is going to be expensive and stupid and there is nothing redeeming about it at all. We could gamble at home. My dress is stupid and it's like way too late to find a better one and my boyfriend is going to look like a boysenberry and it's just going to be me STUCK ON A BOAT with all the people I never liked and the only people I do like I am just sad about leaving so FUCK PROM I DON'T WANT IT
I should wear my stupid dress because it's going to suck no matter what, I might as well look dumb. And which neanderthal thought of a school dance where people can't leave? Pleeease lets just skip it, go to the delta, and have a poker tournament of our own. Like I genuinely want nothing to do with it. I will end up in a chair playing games on my cell phone I bet ten dollars...maybe I'll get a high score though so that's a plus.
Another plus: I get to see people freaking to "my humps.' oh wait, haha I forgot that isn't ever a plus.
I should wear my stupid dress because it's going to suck no matter what, I might as well look dumb. And which neanderthal thought of a school dance where people can't leave? Pleeease lets just skip it, go to the delta, and have a poker tournament of our own. Like I genuinely want nothing to do with it. I will end up in a chair playing games on my cell phone I bet ten dollars...maybe I'll get a high score though so that's a plus.
Another plus: I get to see people freaking to "my humps.' oh wait, haha I forgot that isn't ever a plus.