rant: Guy w/ 3 Aussie Shepherds
Hey buddy, you know what? Fuck YOU!
I'm so sorry I interrupted your pesto-grinding to tell you that your dogs were trying to kill each other. I know you were probably in the middle of eating a big shit sandwich, but I just wanted to give you the opportunity to stop your other two dogs from bullying the screaming puppy they had on the ground. (He's going to have such a great personality when he's full grown!) Kudos on your dog training skills! What could have been a smart energetic companion will instead be your third neurotic mangy motherfucker, who has nothing better to do than terrorize the neighborhood children while it gets no exercise in that tiny shithole you call a yard.
You dick.
I'm so sorry I interrupted your pesto-grinding to tell you that your dogs were trying to kill each other. I know you were probably in the middle of eating a big shit sandwich, but I just wanted to give you the opportunity to stop your other two dogs from bullying the screaming puppy they had on the ground. (He's going to have such a great personality when he's full grown!) Kudos on your dog training skills! What could have been a smart energetic companion will instead be your third neurotic mangy motherfucker, who has nothing better to do than terrorize the neighborhood children while it gets no exercise in that tiny shithole you call a yard.
You dick.