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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I turned dentalfloss in for farting in church (3 points). Last month I caught a purse-snatcher who stole diiii's purse (30 points). Last Monday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last week I set starlightfluffy's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July I put money in sparklyhailz's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been nice (9 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
granny_racer