carlo is supertastic
props to carlo for getting me back into good hip hop. a huge thank you goes to him for taking the time out of his busy schedule to burn an underground sampler for me. just like out of the kindness of his heart n shit. really sweet. not like cool sweet but like sugar sweet ya know?
i cut the arms off of another shirt today. its getting out of control and if i keep going like this, i wont have any shirts with sleeves left. somebody needs to sponsor some kind of intervention to help me, cause im a fiend.
generous american beauties press their soft lips to the magnolian charge of the sky
i think that sentence i just wrote is kind of beautiful
i think this sentence isnt so beautiful:
you're making a funny face, fag
leah was sick today and i hope she feels better cause shes a dog. today in gym, i fucked this kid up in dodgeball, nailed him right in the face...he had to go to the nurse and everthing. i kind of feel bad about it but when you get down to it thats the nature of sport and we all just gotta deal with the guilt of fucking somebody up every once in a while. but its just gym anyway.
i pushed my moms car all the way up the hill that is emerald parkway today in the fuckin frozen tundra. that was rough. but its all good.
i want to connect with everyone at the same time but its not possible. there must be some kind of illicit drug i can take that makes this possible for me.
final thought: it seems like lots of people have been whipping out this move: "so i was walkin down the street and i saw a dog. I was surprised because said dog was break dancing."
ya know, like referring to the noun (dog) with "said" in the next sentence? whatever kind of language fad this is i dunno...i mean i know its not like a fad but ive been seeing it a lot in the youth as of late. All i can say is that it makes whatever you're saying seem a lot more esoteric and complex, makes you seem smarter than you really are. okay im changing it to this: "so i was maxin in my basement and jackie chan busted through the ceiling. I was upset because AFOREMENTIONED ceiling had just been repainted!" Oh snap, lets see if that catches on bitches.
real world is almost on and im out
i cut the arms off of another shirt today. its getting out of control and if i keep going like this, i wont have any shirts with sleeves left. somebody needs to sponsor some kind of intervention to help me, cause im a fiend.
generous american beauties press their soft lips to the magnolian charge of the sky
i think that sentence i just wrote is kind of beautiful
i think this sentence isnt so beautiful:
you're making a funny face, fag
leah was sick today and i hope she feels better cause shes a dog. today in gym, i fucked this kid up in dodgeball, nailed him right in the face...he had to go to the nurse and everthing. i kind of feel bad about it but when you get down to it thats the nature of sport and we all just gotta deal with the guilt of fucking somebody up every once in a while. but its just gym anyway.
i pushed my moms car all the way up the hill that is emerald parkway today in the fuckin frozen tundra. that was rough. but its all good.
i want to connect with everyone at the same time but its not possible. there must be some kind of illicit drug i can take that makes this possible for me.
final thought: it seems like lots of people have been whipping out this move: "so i was walkin down the street and i saw a dog. I was surprised because said dog was break dancing."
ya know, like referring to the noun (dog) with "said" in the next sentence? whatever kind of language fad this is i dunno...i mean i know its not like a fad but ive been seeing it a lot in the youth as of late. All i can say is that it makes whatever you're saying seem a lot more esoteric and complex, makes you seem smarter than you really are. okay im changing it to this: "so i was maxin in my basement and jackie chan busted through the ceiling. I was upset because AFOREMENTIONED ceiling had just been repainted!" Oh snap, lets see if that catches on bitches.
real world is almost on and im out