A Damsel in Need
Title: A Damsel in Need
Team Name: Spy for the Death Eaters
Word Count: 100
Rating: Erm… bawdy?
Challenge: Size matters
Characters: Hermione/Severus
Disclaimer: I am making no profit. Any characters or settings recognizable from the Harry Potter series belong to J.K. Rowling. The rest is mine.
The lady was giggling and taking a lead
On tasting and toasting a kegful of mead
To her knight’s cunning glory
And subtlest victory.
My black knight, she said, you were splendid indeed.
You fooled everyone and made Rita feed
A sillier tale to the Wizarding breed
Than Beedle the Bard
When foolish and hard
Has ever spinned to get shagged with speed.
But now, she pursued, I’m a damsel in need.
I wish to spell open your dearest heart’s lock
For my dark prince you rock,
You have a wonderful cock
And I gladly pronounce that size matters indeed.