There's a Patridge in the Sitting Room
"Severus! What is that?"
"It looks like a Weasley sitting in a fruit tree."
"I can see that. And besides, you and I both know that it is NOT any of the Weasley’s. Who is it? AND What I really want to know is what it’s doing in our sitting room."
Hermione glared at her husband who returned the look before sighing, "On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a Partridge in a pear tree. Since I didn’t want to clean up after a bird, I decided on bringing Danny Partridge to fill the post."