Comments | grangersnape100: Beer's to Blame

danistormborn in grangersnape100

Beer's to Blame

Oct 15, 2007 10:34

Title: Beer’s to Blame
Team Name: D to the E
Word Count: 100x5
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: Oktoberfest, Caught By Filch
Characters: Hermione, Severus, Filch
Author’s Notes: Just something silly on the AU side. Living as a Muggle and drinking too much beer, Argus Filch stumbles across some familiar faces.

( Beer's to Blame )

caught! challenge, oktoberfest challenge

Comments 18

sshg316 October 15 2007, 15:46:11 UTC

Bwahahaha! Love it! Absolutely delightful. I adore that it's from Filch's POV. Snape cheating at a drinking game to get Hermione drunk is fabulous. *giggles*

danistormborn October 15 2007, 15:53:42 UTC

Hee hee. I was amused at two in the morning when I wrote it, so I saved it to look at again when I was more awake. I figure that's the kind of thing our favorite Slytherin would do. He's always out to have the advantage... or take advantage... whatever. :)

kribu October 15 2007, 15:47:20 UTC

Loved it! Looks like Severus might have got a bit carried away with the Obliviate though.

danistormborn October 15 2007, 15:55:06 UTC

I know. Sad for Filch, really. But Severus was a little drunk and probably hurried things along so he could get back to Hermione. I guess he just wasn't paying enough attention to what he was doing. Or he didn't care. Whichever, really. :) Thanks!

septentrion1970 October 15 2007, 16:04:05 UTC

Severus might cheat to get Hermione drunk, but she doesn't do much in terms of resisting ;) She might want to be ravished.

PS Severus might be a bit tipsy as well, to use that kind of innuendo.

danistormborn October 15 2007, 16:07:35 UTC

Oh, there is absolutely beer all around. And I have this assumption that wizards get a little drunker on Muggle alcohol than Muggle men. I think they would expect it to be less potent - or maybe it's a different kind of potency. Anyway, YES he is a little drunk to be making horrible innuendo like that. (Plus, I couldn't resist it.)

I don't think Hermione minds being ravished at all. She didn't even protest when he Obvliviated Filch. :)

dickgloucester October 15 2007, 16:53:59 UTC

Big snigger! Severus and beer - sounds like a fun combination under any circumstances. Filch and Trelawney? Icky icky ick!

danistormborn October 15 2007, 16:59:14 UTC

Yeah, I figured that memory was best Obliviated, right? Glad you got a kick out of it!

a_bees_buzz October 15 2007, 18:15:13 UTC

Thank you for a very much needed giggle. Poor Argus. Lucky Hermione. ;D

danistormborn October 15 2007, 18:19:36 UTC

Ha! Perhaps Argus will be better off in the Muggle world now that he doesn't have to remember all that magical stuff. And lucky Hermione, indeed. Thanks!